The Twelve Bugs Of Christmas Lyrics

For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:
"See if they can do it again."

For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:
"Ask them how they did it, and
See if they can do it again."

(similarly)

Tell them it's a feature,
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump!
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it, and
See if they can do it again.