The Twelve Computerized Days Of Christmas Lyrics

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me

Twelve blown-out circuits

Eleven damaged diskettes

Ten disk-drive lockouts

Nine burnt-out fuses

Eight worthless printouts

Seven system resets

Six I/O spasms

Five blank cassettes

Four garbled saves

Three loose plugs

Two key bounces

And a glitch on the video screen