Chubbz Nipple - Blood Type Lyrics

Yup! I got a story for ya
Here we go
Barely made it through the night, yea
Shit my pants, damn right
Shit I almost died twice, (Ha!)
Man, I live up to the hype, yea
Liquor in my veins, RBV my blood type (Woah)
Out to Toga, at the bars, uh
Real bazaar, reekin' of booze and cheap cigars
Gave my uber five stars (five stars)
Not a dollar to my name, what a shame
Man, f*ck a surcharge (f*ck that!)
Now my Moms gotta pick me up, f*ck
And I'm so damn drunk but I just don't give a f*ck
Sittin' waiting out front
(Where are you Mom?!)
Next thing I know, I see two dudes approach
I'm getting jumped (Woah!)
What'd I do wrong, huh? (Why me God?!)
Now all my money's gone, shit they even took my coupons
Half off my GAP order just went out the door
Shit, bet ya ass I'll be back next weekend for more, 'cause
Barely made it through the night, yea (Ha!)
Shit my pants, damn right
Shit I almost died twice, (Yup!)
Just another day in the life, yea
Liquor in my veins, RBV my blood type (Woah)
On the way home, Moms so suspicious
I said "Damn leave me alone, won't you mind your own business?"
(Bitch)
Then she snapped back with a tone so vicious
Saying, "Don't get mad at me just 'cause you got zero bitches!"
(Ooo!)
It's not my fault Mom
The ratio was off, there was four dudes for every broad
Didn't even get to shoot my shot, damn
Plus, the bouncer kicked me out I said he couldn't find a G-spot
(WHOA!)
Wait Mom, do you smell that
Where's it coming from? Pop the door I'm bout to yack
(UGH)
She let out a gasp (gasp)
Saying as she laughed,
"You're insane! There's a brown stain all over your ass Josh!"
(Ha!)
Barely made it through the night, yea (Ha!)
Shit my pants, damn right
Shit I almost died twice, (yup!)
Man, I live up to the hype, yea
Liquor in my veins, RBV my blood type (One more time!)
Barely made it through the night, yea (Ha!)
Shit my pants, damn right
Shit I almost died twice, (yup!)
Just another day in the life, yea (you know it!)
Liquor in my veins, RBV my blood type (bitch)
Just wanna thank Red Bull Vodka
For getting me to do some stupid ass shit
And shout out to my Mom
For getting me outta that stupid ass shit, literally
(Haha, yup!)
The next day I'm out golfing with the boys
Nothing's changed, we're the same still very unemployed (Ha!)
"Aye Obie" I said, "I got some bad Sunday Scaries"
He's like, "Quit being a bitch, go get a Bloody Mary"
Haha, I chuckled, might help my game a little
Cart girl's like, "You want a double?"
I'm like, "Gimme a triple!" (Yup!)
Vodka's rough on the stomach though
All of a sudden, my brother's like, "Josh there's some dirt on your buttocks yo!"
(Uh oh)
"Ha-ha-ha, yup! That's definitely dirt!" I said
My cousin's like, "Well tell us why your f*cking face is so red"
Called my mom on the phone, she's like, "What's got you upset?"
"Uhhhhh, Mom I confess - I shit my f*cking pants again"
(FUCK!)
Barely made it through the night, yuh (Wooo!)
Shit my pants, damn right
Shit I almost died twice, (Huh!)
(I shit my pants)
Man, I live up to the hype, yuh
Liquor in my veins, RBV my blood type (One more time!)
(I shit my pants)
Barely made it through the night, yea (Ha!)
Shit my pants, damn right
Shit I almost died twice, (yup!)
(I shit my pants)
Just another day in the life, yea (you know it!)
Liquor in my veins, RBV my blood type (woah!)
Yea
Moral of the story
Alcohol makes me shit my pants
Catch me at the bars, diapered up! Haha (Yuh!)