Chubbz Nipple - Feelin' Myself (feat. Joezee) Lyrics

Yup! Chubbz
This song's about going out
Looking good, feeling yourself
And then getting way to f*cking drunk
And going home, alone
Classic weekend am I right? Hahaha... (Let's go!)
I got a devilry mental state (Yup!)
Best believe I'm steadily gettin' laid
Desperately dodging pregnancy everyday
Eventually need a vasectomy or respectfully
Request to incessantly, rectally penetrate
(Butt stuff!)
Presidential head of state
Medicate to set my mental straight, 30 milligrams
I'm a flirty killer man,
Ted Bundy
My bed's lumpy from filthy f*cking
Funny with the raps buddy, Chubbz be a silly mummy (Ha!)
"I'm cuming" - two words you've never heard (Yea)
I'm buzzing but whatever
My adverbs are better slurred
Surely eager, got your bitch undressing, no Caesar
She's 'bout to see more semen than sea birds
In the backseat of my Beamer
(That's your Mom's car!)
Oh snap! Relax! Pip pop a Xanax! (Yeah!)
Get back, his syntax so sick it can give you anthrax (Damn!)
Ill as Ben Affleck in rehab when he relapsed
I get ass, more than a f*cking toilet seat (HAHHHH!)
Aye! Yo! Got the bass up loud
Grab your friends, get up
It's about to go down (Yeah!)
Let's pour another round
Bitch I'm feelin' myself
Bitch I'm feelin' myself
(Aye! Aye! Aye!)
Shit! F*ck! Drank too damn much
I was crying in the club (Ha!)
And threw up
Now I'm watching Game of Thrones alone
And all the titties and butts
Got me feelin' myself
Bitch so what
They be saying, "Damn Chubbz, you leave us so f*cking breathless
Like we been huffing asbestos for 10 hours 20 seconds" (Damn!)
Unapologetic, got poetic genetics
Just a white boy running shit like Larry Bird did on the Celtics
Sick as a diabetic, epileptic with sepsis
Who's erection's unprotected
So he's stricken with infections (Ew!)
Quick! Somebody get a medic
F*ck the anesthetic
Mouth to mouth was ineffective
He requires mouth to pelvis! (Damn!)
(Oh my God. He did not just f*cking say that...)
(Yup!)
Caffeine and amphetamines helpin' me stay lifted
Listen, f*ck the oxy moron shit it be straight twisted
I'm addicted to goin' hard like a teen age dick is
(That's hard!)
Persistently spittin' bigotry and lyrically vicious (Yeah!)
Seriously gifted, like a Christian kid is on Christmas (Woah!)
These bitches adore Chubbz (Yup)
His midget dick torn up (Ok)
He's sick and he goes nuts, adolescent kids on PornHub
Aye! Yo! Got the bass up loud
Grab your friends, get up
It's about to go down (Yeah!)
Let's pour another round
Bitch I'm feelin' myself
Bitch I'm feelin' myself
(Aye! Aye! Aye!)
Shit! F*ck! Drank too damn much
I was crying in the club (Ha!)
And threw up
Now I'm watching Game of Thrones alone
And all the titties and butts
Got me feelin' myself
Bitch so what
Hahaha, yeah
Told ya I was gonna get f*ckin' gross
Chubbz
(Um, yea, hi. Are you Chubbz? Because your music is f*cking nasty.)
Oh yeah, thank you so much I appreciate-
(No, no, no, no, no sweetie.
I mean you're a vile f*cking human being. Ok?)
I think that's a little bit unnecessary, don't you?
I mean come on-
(Oh, you wanna talk unnecessary?
I heard you say you needed mouth to pelvis. Ok?
That is beyond disgusting.)
Shit, yea, I mean that line was nasty as f*ck
I'm saying like, I need a blowjob to get resuscitated basically
Like it's kinda dope, I don't know-
(Oh my god. Ok, you know what?
That is enough. What is your end game here? I mean-)
I don't know
(You're from a suburb in Upstate New York-)
Yeah
(You still live at your f*cking parents' house-)
Ok
(And most of your annual income is from Christmas money-)
That's true, yeah
(No one wants to listen to your shitty ass music
You Lord of the Rings, dwarf looking, little man!)
Haha, I don't give a f*ck
I'm feelin' myself