Chubbz Nipple - I Might Lyrics

I'm just a guy
Looking for some hype
And afternoon delight
Catch my vibe, I don't bite
But bitch I might

Uh, mic check
See me go spittin' from the flight deck (Yeah)
Take off
Like Nike I need my check
Might get my balls wrecked by Miley Cyrus (Ha!)
I digress, flex like bicep
Direct punchlines hit ya with the right left
I don't need hooks, y'all seem shook
As Floyd Mayweather when he's tryna read books (Damn)
I'm how my meat cooked, too rare
Flossin' like tooth care (Yeah)
Bitch who cares
I'm nasty and kinda cute like an itty-bitty boob hair (Ha)
Dermis white like bird shit, still cursed with murderous verses
When the dude spits the room gets consumed with hearses (Yuh)
Going harder than Michael J. Fox writing in cursive (Ooo!)
I'm a one man circus
Always been a class clown
Always had chicks face up, ass down (Yup)
Sex lookin' like a wrestling match now
Hit it RAW dog, give her ass a Smack Down (Yeah)
I'm blacked out
Feelin' flyer than a jet pack
Bitch better step back
Might get that neck snapped (Bitch)
Fact is my shit slaps like belt straps from stepdads

I'm just a guy
Looking for some hype
And afternoon delight
Catch my vibe, I don't bite
But bitch I might

I'm so hot
No weather dude, incredible you never knew
5' 4" feeling 7' 2"
Goin' harder than erections do (ooo!)
Tryna bang like a Smith and Wesson (ooooo!)
I'm straight nasty (Yup!)
Eat her ass cheeks in the back seat of a Ford Taurus
Don't get it distorted, I'm a human thesaurus
Too hot, too cold, I'm like Goldilock's porridge
All about the profits, ah shit, I'm a Mormon (Ha!)
Breaking news I'm reporting that my dick is in a shortage (yuh)
My mind is twisted and contorted
Poor bitch, your mortgage (Bitch)
You can't afford it, you failed abortion (Ha!)
I'll show you to the morgue bitch
More sick than Magic throwin' up bad shrimp
Walkin' with a half limp from a basket accident
Savage shit, this rappin' shit, I mastered it (Yup!)
Time to relax a bit, pass the spliff, lemme have a hit
I'm in my bag bitch, stacks thick
Entrapped in Catholic bitches' asses
My passion for rappin' gonna put you in a casket
Sad bitch, I'll put you in the past tense
They be asking, "What happened to that kid?"
"I think Chubbz took his thoracic
And snapped it in half with a racket made of plastic" (Damn!)
How tragic, verbal assassin
Higher than an addict in the attic (Yuh)
Wreakin' havoc, he's erratic
Bitch I got bad spins
Like I'm doing back flips in gymnastics, acrobatic
Hit you with the au-au-au-au-automatic

I'm just a guy
Looking for some hype
And afternoon delight
Catch my vibe, I don't bite
But bitch I might

Couldn't do school without alcohol or Adderall (Nope)
Not sad at all
Just needed some assistance, like I pass the ball
(Stop the track!)
Break some clavicles, make some capital, bring it back to y'all (Yeah!)
I'm an animal
Lion, tiger, panda, bull
She eats my meat like Hannibal the cannibal
I locked her f*cking mandible
I am a giant when I got Vyvanse on my hands! (DAMN!)
Sicker than a virus, flyer than a pilot
Got her wetter than a hydrant
(WHOOP WHOOP)
Sound the sirens, he's getting violent
Mike Tyson, I'm defiant
Shhhh! Please quiet, I need silence
I'm a beast, D. Henry, Tennessee Titans (yeah)
Hennessy got me feelin' like a god emcee, Poseidon
So white and
Ladies (What?) coming after my D like they E's (Yeah!)
Lately been flowing with great ease (Oh!) Euphrates
Sicker than rabies
Spittin' fire like I'm f*cking Hades
Show no pain like Cobain doing cocaine in the 80's (Sniff, sniff)
Maybe say please, and we can make babies
In my Mercedes, Uhhhh
(I drive a Honda Fit)
"No cap, yuh"
"You got no cash, yuh"
"Where's the blow at, yuh"
"Cause I'm tryna do more lines than a mother f*ckin' inner city road map, yuh"
Y'all so wack, must smoke crack
Please cut back, yuh
Just f*cked two 10s, touch back
Bitches like squirrels they addicted to my nut sack
(Whoa...)