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Jar Unopenable Video (MV)




Performed By: Chump
Length: 2:51
Written by: Michael Farr




Chump - Jar Unopenable Lyrics




Today I was trying to make a sandwich and I needed some jelly
I tried to open it to spread it so I could put it in my belly
So I put the jar within my hands, squoze down upon it hard
I couldn't break the seal no matter what I did to that jar
I was tryin and was tryin and was tryin just to get it
I couldn't open it up I got a hammer and I hit it
Couldn't break it open that way there was nothin' to do
Instead of havin' a sandwich I just might have to eat soup

It doesn't matter to the jar
If you have to eat your bread plain
It doesn't matter to the jar
If it drives you insane

It's the jar unopenable
No matter how hard you try to pull
It's the jar unopenable
Don't even try to open it up, fool
It's the jar unopenable

Hungry as I was the other night I needed pickles so I could finish
I'd cooked a Burger with some cheese and a little bit of spinach
I reached Into the fridgerator so I could get the last item
Without the realization that I was gonna have to fight him

I started twistin' and turnin' and churnin' turnin' the jar
It wouldn't even budge though I was tryin' real hard
I started screamin' and rantin' and gettin' all flustered
I guess I have to eat it with an extra swipe of mustard

It doesn't matter to the jar
If you have to eat your bread plain
It doesn't matter to the jar
If it drives you insane

It's the jar unopenable
No matter how hard you try to pull
It's the jar unopenable
Don't even try to open it up, fool
It's the jar unopenable
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Today I was trying to make a sandwich and I needed some jelly
I tried to open it to spread it so I could put it in my belly
So I put the jar within my hands, squoze down upon it hard
I couldn't break the seal no matter what I did to that jar
I was tryin and was tryin and was tryin just to get it
I couldn't open it up I got a hammer and I hit it
Couldn't break it open that way there was nothin' to do
Instead of havin' a sandwich I just might have to eat soup

It doesn't matter to the jar
If you have to eat your bread plain
It doesn't matter to the jar
If it drives you insane

It's the jar unopenable
No matter how hard you try to pull
It's the jar unopenable
Don't even try to open it up, fool
It's the jar unopenable

Hungry as I was the other night I needed pickles so I could finish
I'd cooked a Burger with some cheese and a little bit of spinach
I reached Into the fridgerator so I could get the last item
Without the realization that I was gonna have to fight him

I started twistin' and turnin' and churnin' turnin' the jar
It wouldn't even budge though I was tryin' real hard
I started screamin' and rantin' and gettin' all flustered
I guess I have to eat it with an extra swipe of mustard

It doesn't matter to the jar
If you have to eat your bread plain
It doesn't matter to the jar
If it drives you insane

It's the jar unopenable
No matter how hard you try to pull
It's the jar unopenable
Don't even try to open it up, fool
It's the jar unopenable
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Writer: Michael Farr
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

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