Chump - Mowin' My Lawn Lyrics

The grass was too tall and the weeds was growin'
So I got out the mower and I col' started mowin
The blade started spinning, now I'm cuttin the grass
Had to set on high to start busting my petutie
Walkman's on my head while my booties are stinkin
One hand on my nose 'cause the whole yard's reekin
So much I'd rather do and this job is so boring
Stepped in poo with my shoe and I can't stop yawning

Mowin my lawn with a funky col mower

My brow is all covered with sweat and grime
My ears are full blown from the volume of the rhyme
Detroit's on my head for protection from the sun
Shirt off to show to all the girlies that want my guns
Sly cold with the liquid from sweatin in my shoe
What's keeping me mowing is the cold Mountain Dew
Front yard's fresh but there's still more coming
So I turn the volume up to the song I'm humming

Mowin my lawn with a funky col mower

Out in the backyard with the sun beatin down
Wanna jump in the pool but taco's coming in an hour
Gotta get my job done even if I don't wanna
I gotta get enough money so I can take out Shawna
Drop a new tape and the juice starts to flow
Now I'm lookin at my watch only one lap to go
Take a shower, comb my hair, ask the old man for some cash
But now Shawna don't like me 'cause I smell like gas

Mowin my lawn with a funky col mower