When you're in Hollywood all beware
Of plastic producers and their icy stare
They'll freeze you in your tracks and promise you the moon
They'll drain your soul till you're just another goon
Watch out for this cold blooded snake
He will rip you for all he can take
You see he promises all but delivers none
He's as dangerous as a loaded gun
Watch out for the icy stare
Look up on the icy stairs
Who is it that I see stare
It is me I. C. Stare
He flaunts a flat up in the Hills
He drives Mercedes and he counts his bills
He claimed it belonged to the Ozland girl
But now she's gone and we don't know for sure
His business is as shady as a big oak tree
But proof comes hard when courts refuse to see
I owe him a favor I intend to return
Cause liars and cheaters have a tendency to burn
Watch out for the icy stare
Look up on the icy stairs
Who is it that I see stare
It is me I. C. Stare