Come on in! we'll show you who you really are
Floating thetan,Hubbards words won't go unheard
Just take this test and you will see... it betters your reality
It's the science of the soul, the essence of you universe
This is why your wife left you Tom
You were always loose a screw Tom
Singing space opera in your galactic shower
We can help you help yourself sir
We'll even help you find yourself sir
We're just gonna need some cash
Splash it out!
OT1, OT2, OT3, now we're gettin' somewhere
Just sign that big fat check out to me!
Yeah we're makin' a killin' here!
What you know? OSA? TKO? Operation snow white's white as snow
Why don't you tell us now?
What are your crimes we're gonna find ya out and in time
You're gonna realize that you're fair game and the game's not Fair
We are the authoritys on ther mind, We are the authoritys on ther mind
We are the authoritys on ther mind, We are the authoritys on ther mind
We are the authoritys on ther mind
What are your crimes? What are your crimes? What are your crimes?
Let the engram give us a sign
We are the authoritys on the soul, We are the authoritys on the soul
We are the authoritys on the soul, We are the authoritys on the soul
We are the authoritys on the soul
We're in control, we're on patrol, we're in control
Let the black hole fill your soul
Lost souls are found here, Lost souls are found here, Lost souls are found here
Find yourself a place, Find your self a space in here
OT1, OT2, OT3, now we're gettin' somewhere
Just sign that big fat check out to me!
Yeah we're makin' a killin' here!
What you know? OSA? TKO? Operation snow white's white as snow
Come on tell us!
What are your crimes we're gonna find ya out and in time
You're gonna realize that you're fair game and the game's not Fair