Everybody take a seat
Alright, class is in session
Pull out a piece of paper and get ready for this lesson
Go ahead and smoke a blunt, the book report gone have you stressin'
Put the phones away because today we gon' be testin'
Put your Chromebooks out and get on YouTube
Look up how to make a million dollars off of Google
I can teach you how to make a profit like a guru
I can make you do some shit that you don't even want to
This is your principal, CMF Daniel
And this is CMF University
We are a cash making franchise
If your daddy got a problem, tell him, see me after school
I'm professional at work, but I'm a demon after school
I should be the maintenance man, how I'm workin' with the tools
Catch me vapin' with the students, yeah, we breakin' all the rules
Walk inside the class, smellin' like a pound
It's my prerogative to smoke it like my name is Bobby Brown
It's a student graduating next month, I'm tryna knock down
High school building, we don't even own a playground
Nigga, so you know that we don't play around
Tight-ass security, big ole 40 on they waistline
I just hit another student, mama, off the FaceTime
Straight to the point, no sugar coatin', I don't waste time
Today's lunch will consist of big backwoods stuffed with white ruts
A one-liter Sprite, a pint of Wockhardt, and a bag of hot Cheetos
This a different type of school
If it's paper, we can do it, it don't matter what it is
If it's product, we can move it
If you say we lost a pound in the mail, I'ma lose a
Big Cash Making Franchise, you know we gettin' to it