I like punk and I like sham
I got nicked over at west ham
I'm a fool I guess it's true
For all I know, I was in the back with you
In a Police Car! Police Car! Police Car! Police Car!
The pigs come in an hour later
They were looking for a guy called Freddie jasper
We said we hadn't seen him they knew we'd lied
For if we did, we'd be taken for a ride
In the back of a Police Car! Police Car! Police Car! Police Car!