Complete Meltdown - This Modern Life Is Rubbish Lyrics

My mate was in the pub
He said he wanted grub
He told me of his life
And how he'd left his wife
My mate was on the pull
He always plays the fool
In fact he stays so cool
Even with a cardigan on?

His modern life is rubbish
It's just the way it goes
You've gotta laugh or else your
Internal brain explodes
After these years my dears
With my anxieties
I'm boldly going nowhere
Into society

My mate was building here
Converting houses near
He's on the make I fear
He's gonna make some dosh
My mate was really buff
She said she felt so rough
She said she'd had enough
She had to end it, mate

This modern life is rubbish
It's just the way it goes
You've gotta laugh or else your
Internal brain explodes
After these years my dears
With my anxieties
I'm boldly going nowhere
Into society

My mate was very drunk
Said that she wanted punk
I know she wanted it
But she was just too pissed
My mate's so serious
When I'm delerious
He is responsible
But then again, so am I

This modern life is rubbish
It's just the way it goes
You've gotta laugh or else your
Internal brain explodes
After these years my dears
With my anxieties
I'm boldly going nowhere
Into society

This modern life is rubbish
It's just the way it goes
You've gotta laugh or else your
Internal brain explodes
After these years my dears
With my anxieties
I'm boldly going nowhere
Into society

This modern life is rubbish
This modern life is rubbish
This modern life is rubbish
This modern life is rubbish