This is a song
About french fries
By the one and only, Conner Streit
Walking into the pit room at lunch
Looking for something right now to munch
But wait, on this menu I see a special
Woah... what's this? French Fries
I got a crunchin, hunchin, munchin for some french fry munching
Oooh yes, baby I'm right here
Oooh yes, give me that french fry dear
Oooh yes, these things are such a delicacy put them in my belly everyone will feel jealousy
Three boys walking into the pit room at lunch
Staring at my fries with some jealousy munch
Kyle the bully, Frank the boxer and Kenny the tromboney
Hold up right there! you got some french fries that I believe that should be mine
I was like woah there Kyle, there's no need to get riled
But you will never have my french fries so go on and defile
Oooh yes, Kyle wasn't happy
Oooh yes, his friend Frank swung at me
Oooh yes, but little did he know I knew some classes in Boxing
So Frank swung at me from left to right
Little did he know I had some flight
He would never take any defeat but then suddenly Kenny hit me with his tromboney
Woah! Hold up! That's cheating
You can't just hit me while me and Frankie boy are fighting
Me and Kenny were busy arguing then suddenly Frankie boy uppercutted me
OH DANG! That really hurt
OH DANG! My french fries fell on the floor
OH DANG! Then I hear someone yell, THREE SECOND RULE
Then suddenly everybody barged in
Trying to get my fries there was no way I could win
I walked away in defeat and suddenly I saw someone come up to me
And said
Woah there, you made quite a mess dear
Don't worry there's no need to shed a tear
I got you some french fries right here
Oooh yes, it was my lucky day
Oooh yes, I didn't have to leave in dismay
Oooh yes, this was the very best day and I can not wait to eat my fries