I'm Offended
Generation snowflake kiss my ass
Safe space? No f*cking pass
How many more selfies can you take
Stop your f*cking crying give it a break
Being offended is a part of life
Boo f*cking hoo let's start some strife
Helicopter parents you f*cking fools
Join the real world, toss your rules
Oversensitive whiners can go to hell
Entitled to nothing don't ring that bell
I'm Offended
All these trigger warnings what a joke
Way too f*cking far beyond broke
Not special, beautiful or unique
Mother Mary and Joseph you f*cking freak
Being offended is a part of life
Boo f*cking hoo let's start some strife
Helicopter parents you f*cking fools
Join the real world, toss your rules
Oversensitive whiners can go to hell
Entitled to nothing don't ring that bell
I'm Offended