Crimson Riot - Here's the Bad News Laura (The Shake Machine Is Down) Lyrics

It's been a long, hard day
It usually is when you work nights
All I wanna do is snuggle up with my favorite frozen treat and lock myself in tight
Thank you for choosing us tonight
I'll help you out any way that I can
I don't think we're actually serving milkshakes though
Yeah, the shake machine is down can I get you anything else?

Why is this happening?
How could this happen to me? (Why's this happening? Why's this happening?)
It's 2 am and I'm spent but this would be my luck
Why does my life have to suck

I don't think you understand
Frustration's kicking in
But I guess I'll compromise
Just ring me up a couple apple pies
I understand I do
So sorry that I can't help you
Let me speak to my manager though
Yeah, we're actually out of apple pies so sorry about that

Why is this happening?
How could this happen to me? (Why's this happening? Why's this happening?)
It's 2 am and I'm spent but this would be my luck
Don't want apologies I just want something to eat (Give me something! Just give me anything!)
If there is anything that's certain in this life it's death and taxes and the shake machine is always down