Who wrote that video
Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't visit Australia
Damn what a failure, what a majorer
What'd you say 'lil cunt, imma whale on ya
Don't go to Australia, cuz there's spiders in your basement
Who in Australia has a f*cking basement
How the f*ck does it even make sense
We don't have basements cuz I ate them
Patience, 5,000 likes? You paid for them
We don't need basements
There's other places where we can get naked
"Oh they'll hide in the toilet" I hate when
People don't do the research and they make them
Don't go to Australia
You might die
You're better off staying inside
I know this rap's a failure
Trust me, I've tried
I'm doing everything I can
To defend and gain my pride
Maybe you don't like our trolleys of lollies or Dare Iced Coffee
You don't know the difference between alligator and crocidile
Man, that's worst than to mock a child
I bet you do it for looks
You don't read any books
We got Illy, Jessica Maulboy, Hilltop Hoods
Black Badger and choose your stagename... Ok Good
Don't go to Australia
You might die
You're better off staying inside
I know this rap's a failure
Trust me, I've tried
I'm doing everything I can
To defend and gain my pride
Don't come cuz it's hot in summer
Damn, that sucks, what a bummer
Better call the plummer
Bro you must be 12 or under
Australia's a great place to be
Your nation couldn't even survive the GFC
I can drive anywhere on the highway
Without tailgating dickheads go beep!
Cuz we're not selfish and when we bleed
We bleed as one and we see
Talent in our community
Safe, so one has guns in their jeans
But I admit I shouldn't of done what I did
And I did, I kept on doing the same shit
It was ages ago I was just a little kid
But in another country I would never be forgived
Australia I got in that taxi
A ride I actually got for free
Needed to get home, had no money
Avoided the lightning without paying the fee
Don't go to Australia
You might die
You're better off staying inside
I know this rap's a failure
Trust me, I've tried
I'm doing everything I can
To defend and gain my pride
Apparently our Christmas tree's a fan
What the f*ck do these bitches not understand
I can't think my #MindWearhouse is full of sand
From our beautiful country, Our beautiful land
I have my ANZAC biscuits and my timtams
Meat pies on me cuz i'm the man
I'm in the only country without a secret plan
To stab you in the back and grab you by the hand
Cub - Don't Go to Australia (feat. JV) Lyrics
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Who wrote that video
Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't visit Australia
Damn what a failure, what a majorer
What'd you say 'lil cunt, imma whale on ya
Don't go to Australia, cuz there's spiders in your basement
Who in Australia has a f*cking basement
How the f*ck does it even make sense
We don't have basements cuz I ate them
Patience, 5,000 likes? You paid for them
We don't need basements
There's other places where we can get naked
"Oh they'll hide in the toilet" I hate when
People don't do the research and they make them
Don't go to Australia
You might die
You're better off staying inside
I know this rap's a failure
Trust me, I've tried
I'm doing everything I can
To defend and gain my pride
Maybe you don't like our trolleys of lollies or Dare Iced Coffee
You don't know the difference between alligator and crocidile
Man, that's worst than to mock a child
I bet you do it for looks
You don't read any books
We got Illy, Jessica Maulboy, Hilltop Hoods
Black Badger and choose your stagename... Ok Good
Don't go to Australia
You might die
You're better off staying inside
I know this rap's a failure
Trust me, I've tried
I'm doing everything I can
To defend and gain my pride
Don't come cuz it's hot in summer
Damn, that sucks, what a bummer
Better call the plummer
Bro you must be 12 or under
Australia's a great place to be
Your nation couldn't even survive the GFC
I can drive anywhere on the highway
Without tailgating dickheads go beep!
Cuz we're not selfish and when we bleed
We bleed as one and we see
Talent in our community
Safe, so one has guns in their jeans
But I admit I shouldn't of done what I did
And I did, I kept on doing the same shit
It was ages ago I was just a little kid
But in another country I would never be forgived
Australia I got in that taxi
A ride I actually got for free
Needed to get home, had no money
Avoided the lightning without paying the fee
Don't go to Australia
You might die
You're better off staying inside
I know this rap's a failure
Trust me, I've tried
I'm doing everything I can
To defend and gain my pride
Apparently our Christmas tree's a fan
What the f*ck do these bitches not understand
I can't think my #MindWearhouse is full of sand
From our beautiful country, Our beautiful land
I have my ANZAC biscuits and my timtams
Meat pies on me cuz i'm the man
I'm in the only country without a secret plan
To stab you in the back and grab you by the hand
Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't visit Australia
Damn what a failure, what a majorer
What'd you say 'lil cunt, imma whale on ya
Don't go to Australia, cuz there's spiders in your basement
Who in Australia has a f*cking basement
How the f*ck does it even make sense
We don't have basements cuz I ate them
Patience, 5,000 likes? You paid for them
We don't need basements
There's other places where we can get naked
"Oh they'll hide in the toilet" I hate when
People don't do the research and they make them
Don't go to Australia
You might die
You're better off staying inside
I know this rap's a failure
Trust me, I've tried
I'm doing everything I can
To defend and gain my pride
Maybe you don't like our trolleys of lollies or Dare Iced Coffee
You don't know the difference between alligator and crocidile
Man, that's worst than to mock a child
I bet you do it for looks
You don't read any books
We got Illy, Jessica Maulboy, Hilltop Hoods
Black Badger and choose your stagename... Ok Good
Don't go to Australia
You might die
You're better off staying inside
I know this rap's a failure
Trust me, I've tried
I'm doing everything I can
To defend and gain my pride
Don't come cuz it's hot in summer
Damn, that sucks, what a bummer
Better call the plummer
Bro you must be 12 or under
Australia's a great place to be
Your nation couldn't even survive the GFC
I can drive anywhere on the highway
Without tailgating dickheads go beep!
Cuz we're not selfish and when we bleed
We bleed as one and we see
Talent in our community
Safe, so one has guns in their jeans
But I admit I shouldn't of done what I did
And I did, I kept on doing the same shit
It was ages ago I was just a little kid
But in another country I would never be forgived
Australia I got in that taxi
A ride I actually got for free
Needed to get home, had no money
Avoided the lightning without paying the fee
Don't go to Australia
You might die
You're better off staying inside
I know this rap's a failure
Trust me, I've tried
I'm doing everything I can
To defend and gain my pride
Apparently our Christmas tree's a fan
What the f*ck do these bitches not understand
I can't think my #MindWearhouse is full of sand
From our beautiful country, Our beautiful land
I have my ANZAC biscuits and my timtams
Meat pies on me cuz i'm the man
I'm in the only country without a secret plan
To stab you in the back and grab you by the hand
Writer: Cub
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid