Don't know anything about cars & driving
On the road, on the highway, speeding & smiling
Going as fast as Viting, maybe even faster than lightning
But going fast on the Highway's frightening
OMG I think my exhaust is igniting
It's messing with my tail lighting
It's not even night and
I wanna get my pies and biscuits
Accelerating, don't wanna risk it
Tryna go past it really pisses
Me off when you don't put your indicator on dickhead
If you can't drive, stay in your bed
What's that shit you're driving? Looks like a shed
Ahh this is the highway
I'll never get it my way
Never come here on a Friday
This is the highway
Ford, Holden, Ford, Holden
Why not try something more golden
Something fast messages shoulders
Ford, Holden both slow
That's a fact we all know
Ahh this is the highway (arg, we just had the chorus)
I'll never get it my way (can we skip it?)
Never come here on a Friday (what's the next part?)
This is the Highway
Pizza, chips, caramel pies are the best
Oreos, Toblerone, Ice Cream for the guest
Fried chicken, Buffalo nuggs, just for my interest
Ahh great! A cop pulled me over for my breath test
F*cking device is broken, more than 10 minutes
The event has started, so many in it
Ask the cop how long he says mind your own business
It is my business, bitch! If I'm waiting
I was only asking how long it's taking
I wasn't really asking you who you're dating
Then he goes "It's not up for debating"
You know I'm really hating
This cop right now, matie
"I'm doing my job!" you're lazy
Hey!
I'm fed up with your rapping, listen, baby
I got 6 kids and my wife names Heliegh
Just tryna get this to work and you're against me
Look, man, I'd be there by now if I was skating
Hey, look! That guy's tailgating
That girl, with the Ferrari, just caught on Fire
No cops, nup! Just tailgater behind her
No firefighters, no ambos, no use your phone while driving
Yeah
Ahh this is the highway (I know this is the highway!)
I'll never get it my way
Never come here on a Friday
This is the highway