Dead Milkmen - Moron Lyrics

Moron
(Dead Milkmen)
Performed By Dead Milkmen
Eat Your Paisley Album

Hangin' out in the comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
Why are you a moron?

Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"
With money from you mom and dad
Take a bath cause you smell bad
Why are you a moron?

Walkin' down old south street
Say "Hello" to the kids you meet
If knowing you is such a treat
Why are you a moron?

Got kicked out of public school
Make a waste of our gene pool
Face it asshole you're a fool
Why are you a moron?

"I'm staring at a wall going nothing at all
Gotta get outta here I could use some beer
Wish I could get some beer
I could use some beer tonight"

In and out of trendy clubs
With a pair of day-glo gloves
You're the only one you love
Why are you a moron?

Tell use you got something to say
Then bore us with your anarchy
We just wish you'd go away
Why are you a moron?

A trendy losers what you are
It's your scene are you're the czar
I'd like to see you covered with tar
Why are you a moron?

Creeps like you should be wiped out
You've got a face just like a trout
Listen to everybody shout
Why are you a moron?

"I'm following the trend 'cause I wanna
have some friends. I want to be somebody.
Don't wanna be a 'nobody'. I wanna be
with someone tonight."

I swear that you are Hitler's clone
Spread disease wherever you roam
Got the brains of a garden gnome
Why are you a moron?

Voted for Reagan not once but twice
And think that Jerry Farwell's nice
Do you keep your brain on ice?
Why are you a moron?

In the end you're all alone
No one calls you on the phone
Got no job you've got no home
Why are you a moron?

Hangin' out in the comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind a toad
You're just a f*cking moron!

"I'm freezing up inside. All my brain cells
have died. Gonna get out of here. I'm
gonna get out of here. I'm gonna get out of here tonight.

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"Hush little baby don't say a word : "I woke up, can't wait to eat
And never mind that noise you heard : Got my cereal, boy I was beat
It just the beasts under your bed : Opened the fridge and to my dismay
In your closet in your head!!!" : There was no milk my mother will pay