Dennis Leary - Usage Of The Word F*ck Lyrics

Spoken:
Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word f*ck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
F*ck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
F*ck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English f*ck falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John f*cked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
"Shirley f*cks."
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the f*cking work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too f*cking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is f*cking beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a f*ck!"
As a part of a word
"Absof*ckinglutly!"
or
"Inf*ckincredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence
"F*ck the f*cking f*ckers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of f*ck
As in these examples describing situations such as
Fraud
"I got f*cked at the used car lot."
Dismay
"Ah f*ck it!"
Trouble
"I guess I'm really f*cked now."
Aggression
"Don't f*ck with me buddy"
Difficulty
"I don't understand this f*cking question"
Inquiry
"Who the f*ck was that?"
Disatisfaction
"I don't like what the f*ck is going on here."
Incompetantce
"He's a f*ck off"
Dismissal
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go f*ck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone b