Dert - The Lone Lollipop Lyrics

written by: EW, TM, RR, DS: the residents of third floor Fitten 97-98
they used to call me lollipop,
they called me munchkin boy,
they thought i was a worthless bitch,
they played me like a toy.
Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,
Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,
Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,
Caaaaaandy man, that's what they'll call me.
they used to laugh and point at me,
they said i'd never score,
the only way i might get some,
is if i paid a whore.
at last i've found my lost soulmate,
no need to wank or masturbate,
to some you are the DPW,
to me you're just a thing to screw.

but now i've grown to half an inch,
and i got taller too,
i whipped it out before my bitch,
and then she left me blue.
Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,
Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,
Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,
Caaaaaandy man, that's what they'll call me.
Linux has always been my life,
i've tried to compile me a wife,
but now i realize my rightful place,
to rule over the munchkin race.
a tornado rips across the plain,
somewhere over the rainbow i came,
i gave the lollipop guild a call,
f*ck you guys, i'll rule you all.
Caaaaaandy man, look what you've become,
Caaaaaandy man, no bigger than my thumb,
Caaaaaandy man, and your body's small as well,
Caaaaaandy man, i hope you burn in hell.