Dethklok - The DethAlbum Lyrics

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Murmaider

There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime.

And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain.

You need your:

Knives? Check.
Rope? Check.
Dagger? Check.
Chains? Check.
Locks? Check.
Laser Beams? Check.
Acid? Check.
Body Bag? Check.

Murmaider [x16]

But beware!
For when you quench your blood thirst, others will seek their vengeance on you, and they won't rest until you're dead.

They'll have their:

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

Hold your breath, swim and strain - the smell of death, can't escape.
Blood will cloud and drift away, attract the murders of mermaids
It's so cold, they don't know what you've done, you can't run.
Vengeance is the law for thee, thousand leagues below the sea.
You've been tracked, you've been seen murdering the next of kin.
In their homes (you) drank their blood, wash your face in blackened blood.
Now you swim, try to hide, heart beats faster from inside.
Thought it was a big charade, your life was ended by mermaids

Mermaider [x16]

Swords? Check.
Saws? Check.
Clubs? Check.
Claws? Check.
Hatred? Check.
Anger? Check.
Mermaid? Check.
Murder? Check.

MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!

Your life was ended by mermaids.

 

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Go Into The Water

We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours
Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep
One day we will all go into the water

Go into the water
live there die there
live there die

We reject our earthly fires
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on

We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize
And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts
Our home is down here, and we've known this for years
We must conquer from the sea, we build an army with water steeds

We'll rise, from our depths down below
Release yourselves, drown with me
We will conquer land with water

Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on
We swim on
We swim on

 

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Awaken

Mustakrakish,
Mustakrakish.

The time has come to awaken him

I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld to bring forth this beast and,

Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Take the land that must be taken.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Devour worlds, smite, forsaken.

Rise up from your thousandth year of sleep,
Bring forth from your grave, eternally.

I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise

I am the conjuror of demons,
I'm the father of your death,
I bring forth the ancient evil,
I control his every breath,
I instigate your misfortune,
With the birth of killing trolls,
I awaken Armageddon,
Feeding on a thousand souls,
Awaken [x4]

Mustakrakish, Musta [x8]

Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Take the land that must be taken.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Devour worlds, smite, forsaken.

Rise up from your thousandth year of sleep,
Bring forth from your grave eternally.
Drink will die and land will all be burned
Mustakrakish, king and gate to worlds

I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise and,
Awaken.

 

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Bloodrocuted

You've been targeted in the night
by violent mercenaries.
Your identity's been confused
with one that looks like you
You're a simple man living life.
You are an electrician.
But there's a bounty on your head
A billion unmarked travelers checks.

RUN

Find your way deep into the woods.
The dogs can smell your path.
Try to find a way out of this.
There seems to be no chance.
Bounty hunters closer to you.
Start to remember back.
When you studied biology
back in your high school class.

Wait now, what did they say
about the human body and proportions of things?
Blood is an energy conductor.
I am full of that all I need is an outlet.

They're getting closer
but now you have a plan.
Lead them to the generator
where there's solid land.
The concrete floor will do just fine
and electric outlets.
Open up your veins and splash the blood
and hit the power lines.

Bloodrocuted
Bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted
You'll be bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted right now

Enemies stand dead in your blood
The stench of cooking skin.
All of them with their hair on end
Their eyes exploded in.
You stand with your arms bleeding still
You cannot stop the flow.
Though you are the victor tonight
your time has come to go.

go go go go go go
Your time has come to go
go go go go go go
Your time has come to go

Wait now, what did they say
about the human body and proportions of things?
Blood is an energy conductor.
I am full of that all I need is an outlet.

Bloodrocuted

 

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Go Forth And Die

Trapped inside a box
Four long years
Hiding from the world
Punished by your peers

Studied teachers words
Staff appointed hearts
Earned a piece of paper
No go forth and start

Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die
Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die

Go forth Be conquered
Go Forth and Die

Now you've graduated
Mind is mutilated
Thrust into the world
Feeling segregated
Move in with your parents
Back into the dark
Landed where you started
Bachelor of Arts

The learning starts now...
Open up your textbooks and turn to the
Chapter concerning your DETH

Night sky
Bleeds red
Black birds
Bring DETH

You'll be eaten by the blackness
Of your rotting mind that's dying
You're consumed with sharpened wings
That penetrate your frightened lying

Go die
Go die
Go die go!

Now you're sad and frightened
Want to go and hide
Maybe get your masters
Eight more years inside
Dream of your own murder
Strangled by the IVY
Drown in student loans
Better off just dying

Go Die
Go Die

You'll be eaten by the blackness
Of your rotting mind that's dying
You're consumed with sharpened wings
That penetrate your frightened lying

Go Forth Be conquered
Go forth and die
Go forth be conquered
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die

 

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Fansong

You people out there give us something
more than just record sales
You give us something to hate
And we hate you,
you brainless mutants

Hate [16x]

You hunched and blinded mutants
living in chat rooms
You masturbate on the sheets
your mothers clean for you

You have lined my pockets
overflowed with gold
You're living with your parents
and you're 35 years old

[Chorus:]
You're a bunch of banks
that I'd like to rob
You're my on-line cash transaction
you're my future stocks
Transfer you like money
to a Swiss account
Spend you on an impulse
Buy and zero you all out

Hate [16x]

You sad putrid losers
Complaining on the couch
Think you're fucking better than us?
You can't leave your house

Deluded little maggots
Fold your arms and frown
Go to work and make me money
Before I put you down

[Chorus]

Hate [16x]

I would like to get some sleep
but you keep buying all our things
My overhead is way too deep
for us to not make all these things

It's way too cynical, you see?
Hating what's supporting me
I am not you, I thank the gods
and if I were, I'd die like dogs

Die [31x]

[Chorus]

You're a credit card
That I will defile
Every time I max you out
I get a thousand miles

You're a brand new car
that I do not need
Wrap you round a telephone pole
Shrug it off and leave

(Just follow me
Down the elevator
Through the gates
Down the stairs
Just keep on walking
Through the hallway
Now open the door)

 

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Better Metal Snake

War has been declared
We are forced to fight
Takes lives of my men
My Kingdom falls this night

You conquer with your serpent
and it's scales of molten steel

METAL SNAKE [x4]

Castles lay in ruin
Carcasses ignite
Bretheren's heads on posts
But still I must fight

I conjure with my fury
A masterful decree

I will build a beast
That will conquer you
Built of metal gears
Spears to run you through

BETTER METAL SNAKE [x4]

Now go seek devour
Inject your poison
And take their lives away

BETTER METAL SNAKE [x4]

It's gonna take your life tonight
Mechanical reptilian might
Shed its metal skin and destroy
It's such a better METAL SNAKE

 

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The Lost Vikings

Riding, and riding, we search across the land
The snow, and wind, has frozen the hearts of man
But we ride
We ride

Many days ago we left our home
With swords to ride into the night
Fighting side by side to destroy our foes
And leave them without life

We stop, consider the land that we travelled
Our map's at home, direction unravelled
But we ride
We ride

Many days ago we left our homes,
With swords to ride into the night
Fighting side by side to destroy our foes
And leave them without life

So much time has passed since we left our land
That we've become concerned
And we'll never find the battle
That we should have fought and won

But we won't stop searching

Lost but still we ride
Search until we die

We ride
We ride

Hungry and tired the frigid plain yields little
We trudge on further, eating pride and snow that's brittle

We ride
We ride

We come upon a witch who takes us in
To let us share her mighty fire
She asks of us our story and we lie and say
We ride around for hire
She asks us if we'd like to have her map
And points us in some direction
But we are far too proud and strong so we keep silent
And ignore her suggestion

Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
All the fault of pride
The gods weep in the night

Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
All the fault of pride
The gods weep in the night

We ride
We ride

 

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Thunderhorse

Ride...
Ride...
Ride...
Ride...

Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...

Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...

Revenge...
Revenge...
Revenge...

Thunder...
Horse...
Thunder...
Horse...

Thunder...
Horse...
Thunder...
Horse...

Thunder, Thunder...
Thunder, Thunder, Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...
Horse...

Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...

 

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Briefcase Full Of Guts

Punch your card 'cause your working day has started
and you're pushing hard for employee of the month
You got your tools of business and
They're bloodied by your clients and
You're off to work with your
Briefcase full of guts

Door to door you are searching for a buyer
Who will take the terms of your policy

You got an invitation to their living room
You're gonna demonstrate your products privately

You know that

I'm an employee
I have a degree
I'll fulfill your need
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top
Best one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream

I'll divide you into pieces
Sell them back and raise the price
Make a profit all your interests
You'll increase my sales tonight

I will increase
Productivity
I must increase
Productivity

A.B.K. [4x]
(Always Be Killing)

I'm an employee
I have a degree
I'll fulfill your need
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top
Best one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream

 

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Birthday Dethday

Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

 

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Hatredcopter

I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain evil stomper
I get to wear big black helmet
I pilot the Hatredcopter

I fly the beast made of steel
Thick knives that cut the night
Gas tank is filled with vengeance
Machine guns shooting spite
Can't find the thing that makes this thing take a hard turn right
I follow where it leads me night bat with wings of might

You will most likely die by the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and take off-a your face
with the front of my Hatredcopter

[scream]

I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain evil stomper
I get to wear big black helmet
I pilot the Hatredcopter

I fly the Hatredcopter
I'm going to hunt you down
I get paid lots of money
for all the bounties found
Can't seem to find the button
that turns the radar on
Can't work the hatredcopter
The hunt for you is on

I am likely to find
for my failure to fly
that I will be fired
for not killing you
cause that is my job
Hatredcopter

You will most likely die by the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and take off-a your face
with the front of my Hatredcopter

[guitar solo]

Hatredcopter [x8]

 

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Castratikron

Born of evil in a fiery volcano
On a mutilated mission to inflict
merciless pain
Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH
She's concocted your murder
And you've lost all your defenses
She was summoned by the
ancient wizards
To carry demon children in the
poisonous flood
Day of her conception the prophecy
was written
On the scrotum of a wizard in his
testicle blood

[Chorus:]
Run but you can't hide
The hunt is on
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON
Eyes they will go blind
If looked beyond
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse crushing the human race

[Chorus]

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse KILLING the human race.

 

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Face Fisted

I am be dangerous now
Not me hurt when stairs fell down
Be pushed by you me hit head
Me nose broke
Soon you be dead
Soon you be dead

So strong, my face is
You punch, break fingers
Kick me, you're limping
Stab me, you're bleeding
I am be dangerous now
You throwing rock at me
Hit eye and it no hurt me
I'm strong
You're not
You're not

I'm making time for fighting
I'm clearing time for hitting
We'll meet and I will beat you
Our schedules permitting
I pick out fighting outfit
Don't want my pants too tight
Need clothes to breathe to beat you
You'll be beaten down tonight

I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
THAT'S RIGHT
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
THAT'S RIGHT
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
THAT'S RIGHT
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
THAT'S RIGHT

You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you brown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history

Feel my fist
On your face
You hear this
I feel great

One two three four five six seven eight
One two three four five six seven eight

So strong, my face is
You punch, break fingers
Kick me, you're limping
Stab me, you're bleeding
I am be furious now
You say the bad word at me
You pull a string and trip me
I fall down
you run
YOU RUN

I'm making time for fighting
I think it's time to beat you
I think it's good decision
That I destroy and teach you
You put on very fast shoes
And try to run away
I'm very strong and last though
You're going down today

You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
THAT'S RIGHT
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
THAT'S RIGHT
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
THAT'S RIGHT
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
THAT'S RIGHT

 

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Dethharmonic

I want to keep my money
And give away absolutely nothing
To the government who moderates my spending
and obliterates depending on the time of the year
brutality is near
in the form of income tax
I'd rather take a fucking axe to my face,
blow up this place
with you all in it,
I'd do it in a minute

if I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant
I'd rather you be dead
I'd rather you be dead

Prepare the laser beam
I'm gonna use it tonight
Engage the laser beam
It's gonna end your life
I'm gonna use it tonight

If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
Because I'd rather you be dead
Than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant
I'd rather you be dead now
Be dead now
Be dead now
Be dead now
Be dead now
Be dead

 

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Deththeme

Doodily ding-dong tick-tock [x5]

Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!

I'll.. teach you.. who.. rock...

Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree,
Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee,
William Murderface Murderface Murderface,
Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo ding dong doodily doo,
Nathan Explosion!!!

 

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Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle

[Deluxe Edition track]

Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee,
From the hills of Columbia?

The Duncan Hills will awake you,
From a thousand deaths.
A cup of blackened blood.
(Die, DIE!)
I'm dying for a cup.

Guatemalan blend.
Ethiopian,
French Vanilla Roast.
(Die, DIE!)
You're dying for a cup.

Prepare for ultimate flavor...
You're gonna get some, NOW!
And scream, for your cream!

[Solo - Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

DUNCAN HILLS
DUNCAN HILLS
DUNCAN HILLS
COFFEE!

 

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Blood Ocean

[Deluxe Edition track]

Time lies trapped inside
Dark minds concubines
Blood Ocean
Crickets cry shriek the night
Trapped ticks rule the mind
Blood Ocean

The land's coagulated
And my mind's incarcerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls of correlated

Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated

Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed
Blood Ocean
Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed
Blood Ocean

The land's coagulated
And my mind's incarcerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls correlated

Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated

You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood

Cracked smile flees the fight
Dark Riders spared the sight
BLOOD OCEAN
Tamed torch teels the tight
Mamed morch squeals the smite
BLOOD OCEAN

Identity is slated
And my pantry is deplated
But my hand husk has been crated
For my families all have fainted
And they sink but are not sated
And the screech of homeless hated
And I know the nameless mated
On the tip of frigid fated

I know who you are
I know who you are

You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood
Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood

 

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Murdertrain A Comin'

[Deluxe Edition track]

Here comes the soul-collecting train of murder coming
It longs to take your putrid blackened soul away from you

Your face will leave your rotting head in the early morning
Your guts will leave your corpse your spine will break and crack in two

It cannot be stopped the train is fueled by chopped
bodies filled with sorrow there is no tomorrow
Ticket is your life ended by the knife
Called the Murder Train Eternity of Pain

Oh yeah you know what I'm talking about

There is no escape but death
For life is just a Murder Train a-Comin'
Now play those blues

 

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Pickles Intro

[Deluxe Edition track]

[Discussion between band members about Pickles singing instead of Nathan]

 

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Kill You

[Deluxe Edition track]

I don't want to have to kill you
They'll find out and I will feel blue
Like to take all the skin off your face

Like to smash all your brains with a vase
With I could be a fly in your head
Lay my eggs that will rise from the dead

Ah [x8]

Oh I don't wanna have to hide you
It's so cold that I'll get the flue

Na [x16]

I don't want to [x4]

Na [x16]

I don't want to have to eat you
I won't fit into my swim suit

You've got so much flesh on top your bones
You could cause a bloody big cyclone
Grab a lance smash it straight through your ribs
Splash the blood onto my baby's bibs

Make a mess dripping crimson and bone
Break your face with a stale ice cream cone

I don't wanna have to [x4]

 

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Hatredy

[Deluxe Edition track]

Tragedy goes away
Hate filled rage
Takes the stage

But you're neutered in the night
Blinded by the bine
Irony and spine
Sarcastic delight
Live to die on stage
Driven by the rage
Hating your own face
Comedic disgrace

HATREDY
HATREDY

Stand before the jury
Die in flames of fury
Comedy is DETH
HATREDY

Step into the spotlight
Laughter is a DETH-right
Crash and burn in horror

Make them squirm
Want to leave
After they buy their drinks

I hate this audience
Regardless of applaudience
Like to take you away
Burn in piles of hate

I hate the talent here
So dull and so full of fear
I'll beat you all to the punch
With an axe and a hack to the guts

I'll take the microphone stand
Run it through your neck
Cut off both your hands

Is this thing even fucking on?
Are you fucking deaf
Or just too scared to run

Please take my wife
Please take my wife
Then I'll take your life
Then I'll fuck your wife
Just a fucking joke
No it's kinda not
There's a little truth
In every single shot

Fueled by hate
Await your fate
Your time has come
To DIE on stage

It's funny
Because it's not

It's funny
Because it's not

It's funny
Because it's not

It's funny
Because it's not
Because it's not
Because it's not

Fueled by hate
Await your fate
Your time has come
To DIE on stage

Fueled by hate
Fueled by hate
Your time has come
To DIE on stage
DIE
DIE
DIE

 

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Dethklok Gets In Tune

[Deluxe Edition track]

[Instrumental]

[Band argues a bit]