Die Antwoord - Mount Ninji And Da Nice Time Kid Album Lyrics

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We Have Candy

Who is it?
Some guy
Well open the f*cking door

Come to the dark side, we have candy
Yes but do you have coffee?
Sure we have coffee, how do you take it?
Black, like my soul

He likes his coffee black like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot like a f*cking psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on

Bang, mother - f*cker! Bang!
Yaa, it's a f*cking mohawk
Dumb f*cks cant even hear the boss land
Stitch you in the mother f*ckin poes make you blackout
Celebrity f*ck boys rappa can't hang
Yaa, but they f*cking in your wallet
Step the f*ck back you whack motherf*cker
Like Kanye Kardashian, yo
I like rats and coffee and weed and sing whatever the f*ck I want to the beat
And I like Yachts and money and speed and drivin' like a poes down the motherf*ckin' street and all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom
Bass pump in the trunk boom boom boom
Pitch-black windows
You wanna see me but you can't
Sippin' on champange
Puffin' on a blunt

So, how do you feel now that you have your new dark powers?
Aah, feel pretty good, not eh, not scared at all, that just feel kind of, I feel kind of invincible

I non-stop motherf*cker
I'm too ill to chill
Too dope to cope
Too lit to quit
You f*ck with peanut butter and jelly
She talks shit
My foot kicks your ass
My fists split your lip
My mommy she shut me up with duct tape
Now I get paid for talking all day
Fer everbody in the way
F*ck could way
Aw f*cks sakes, who ate my last cupcake?
I love coffee but not a f*ck, when I drink Starbucks, cause Starbucks sucks
Yaa, dat shit dueces cock and cunny
Oh they'll be making so much motherf*cking money
It's making my brain go funny
Fok it, I can't think, I need more coffee
Tity f*cker, lets go full retard
No more mother f*cking milk or sugar because

He likes his coffee black like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot like a f*cking psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on

But sometimes I get sad and I cut myself...
A piece of cake
Yeah

Yo cuz, I get the mother f*ckin' munchies
Oh mother f*cker I need some one to eat
Flesh so yummy, bones so nice and crunchy
Hehehe I dare you to f*ck with me
Aah, aren't you just such a cute little lollipop?
Triple dipped in psycho

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Daddy

Daddy, daddy, please buy me a sweet
I know you got money
I want that big chocolate bunny
In my mother-f*cking tummy
Come on daddy buy me that chocolate
Bunny I know you got money

I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, you'll give it to me!

Yo, uh, baby girl like rap, baby girl like fun,
baby girl forgot to wear panties so I smacked her on the bum bum,
baby girl love her daddy, daddy he play rough
and daddy like to make his baby girl do unusual stuff
Baby girl turn around, now take off all of your clothes,
there you go, that's a good girl now let me see you touch your toes
Daddy pop champagne while he spark that blunt,
now come sit here on daddy's lap and tell daddy what you want

Don't worry about a thing f*ck the world we just stay in bed all day
daddy got game daddy brought it from Africa to LA
I could be your daddy, make everything okay,
shut the f*ck up, be a good girl and do what daddy say

Daddy, daddy, please can you buy me those funky pajamas
the comfy little pajamas with the big yellow bananas
Come on daddy buy me those pajamas they f*cking bananas
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want, I want it, it jesus!

Daddy, daddy please buy me those sneaks I know you got money,
the yellow ones you're getting me the Michael Jordan 23,
they just came out of NYC, come on daddy you got money
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, you'll give it to me!

Uh, daddy he rap good, daddy he get paid,
daddy takes his little angel on a magical holiday,
daddy rocking his speedo, baby rock a teenie meenie,
dongadongdongdong yellow polka dot bikini

Daddy keep it f*cking whack, chillin' by the ocean,
daddy's little girl smiling while she swimming with the dolphins
Holla at the waiter, can I get a sex on the beach
Baby girl want an orgasm, yo baby where's your ID?

Don't worry about a thing f*ck the world we just stay in bed all day
daddy got game daddy brought it from Africa to LA
I could be your daddy, make everything okay,
shut the f*ck up, be a good girl and do what daddy say

Daddy, daddy, please buy me a puppy come on you'll get it for me
If you really love me I want a puppy so badly
Come on daddy buy me a puppy please you'll make me so happy
I want it, I want it, I want it, you'll give it to me!

Daddy, daddy please buy me a phone incase emergency
you'll probably get a hold of me I want to have a phone on me
Now I don't won't the cheap one, Daddy I want the big one!
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it daddy!

I, I, I, I, I love you
I, I, I, I, I love you daddy
I, I, I, I, I love you
I, I, I, I, I love you daddy

Your daddy won't even let you say f*ck!
Your daddy's boring your daddy sucks!
Your daddy's a poes your daddy's kak!
My daddy will f*ck your daddy up!

Don't worry about a thing f*ck the world we just stay in bed all day
daddy got game daddy brought it from Africa to LA
I could be your daddy, make everything okay,
shut the f*ck up, be a good girl and do what daddy say

Daddy, daddy, please can you buy me a big flat screen TV
I want to watch all my movies and my cartoonies in 3D
Now not the little cheap one daddy I want the big one
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it daddy!

Daddy, daddy please buy me a car I know you got money,
come on daddy get it for me I want a black Lamborghini
A black L A M B to the O
I want it, I want it, I want it, please daddy-o!

I, I, I love you
I, I, I love you daddy
I, I, I love you
I, I, I love you daddy
Hi tek
I love you
I love you daddy

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Banana Brain

Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye
Stay with me tonight
Cause I'm having the best time of my life
Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye
Stay with me tonight
Cause I'm having the best time of my life

Made by God
Ninji

Baby girl, you're so fine
So, so fine, you blow my mind
Look at you, coochie coo
Juicy, tushy, gushy, goo
Boobie one, boobie two
Bouncing like a Looney Tune
Booty boomin', cookie juice
Gushin' out your coochie, boo
You're so cute, like Pikachu
Ain't no one so sweet like you
I whistle then you sneak into
My lonely heart like peek-a-boo
Now every time I think of you not by my side I dry my eyes
I just wanna sing lullabies to my little butterfly

Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye
Stay with me tonight
Cause I'm having the best time of my life
Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye
Stay with me tonight
Cause I'm having the best time of my life
Turn up!
Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye
Stay with me tonight
Cause I'm having the best time of my life
Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye
Stay with me tonight
Cause I'm having the best time of my life

Baby boy, you so cool
How can I stay mad at you?
I love you and that's the truth
You so silly, you so stupid
You the best
I never want you to stress
Everything gonna be cool
Wait and see
Just hold my hand and stay with me

B-B-Baby girl, you been there for me
Through thick and thin with cool energy
You cared for me, yeah, defended me
Helped me defeat my e-e-enemies
Life's weird it keeps testing me
No other girl in the world impressing me
You like Yudu, you voodoo fresh to me
You just wanna be different
Get the best of me
It was meant to be
You were sent to me
You and me got wild destiny
You're like a little angel won't ever pressure me
E-e-everything you do is so Zef to me
I love it that you best friends with me
Just wanna treat your heart carefully
Cause everyday I feel blessed to be
The boy chillin' with you right next to me

Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye
Stay with me tonight
Cause I'm having the best time of my life
Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye
Stay with me tonight
Cause I'm having the best time of my life

Stay with me tonight
Stay with me tonight
Stay with me tonight
Cause I'm having the best time of my life

I love your energy! (the best time)
I love it that you're there for me! (the best time)
Everything is meant to be! (the best time)
Baby, you were sent to me! (I'm having the best time of my life)
I love your energy!
I love it that you're there for me!
Everything is meant to be!
Baby, you were sent to me!
I love your energy!
I love it that you're there for me!
Everything is meant to be!
Baby, you were sent to me!

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Shit Just Got Real

[Sen Dog:]
Yeah, haha
It's another one of them old funky Cyprus Hill thangs
(Woah, we got a live one here)

[Ninja (Sen Dog):]
Everybody wanna be a gangster
(So you wanna be a gangster, homes?)
'Til it's time to do gangster shit
('Sup, What you wanna do? Puto make a move)
You talk the talk, you better walk the walk, boy
(Put up or shut up)
Shit just got real up in this bitch
(Shit just got real)

[Sen Dog:]
Sen Dog, the f*cking OG
Bucket hat low, yo I keep it low key
Puffin' [?] shit smell so sweet
Big weed cloud smoking up your whole street
Cypress Soul Assassins on the creep
Where we come from, yeah the Vatos roll deep
[?] thick homie don't sleep
Sip, sipping light beer, I don't f*ck with Olde E
Ease back, you're standing too close homie
What the f*ck you want, homes? You don't know me
Jumpin' right at the speed of light, make you go to sleep
Wake up nose bleeding and you got no teeth

[Ninja (Sen Dog):]
Everybody wanna be a gangster
(So you wanna be a gangster, homes?)
'Til it's time to do gangster shit
('Sup? What you wanna do? Puto make a move)
You talk the talk, you better walk the walk, boy
(Put up or shut up)
Shit just got real up in this bitch

[Ninja:]
This one time me and Yolandi was
Driving down the road smoking some herb
Through the f*cking streets of Johannesburg
When I'm zef side I always roll strapped
In a matte black Scubie with a matte black gat
Subwoofer in the trunk, kicking to the bass
Now I got this f*ckin .38 stickin in my waist
So I pull out my gat and I leave it on my lap
On the zef side of town now speeding to the left
Stop at the light round the corner from my pad
Who's this knocking at my window?
Nigga pointing at my front wheel says I got a flat
My window's real mother f*cking black
So I can see him but he can't see me back
He put a gun on my window and go tap tap tap
So I picked up the matte black gat on my lap
And I said 'Yolandi, can you please lean back?'

[Yolandi (Ninja):]
[?] ma sa poes
Jou so fokken nai
Zef 'til I'm dead
Yeah you're gonna die
[?]
Fokkol
[?]
(Shit just got real)

[Ninja (Sen Dog):]
Everybody wanna be a gangster
(So you wanna be a gangster, homes?)
'Til it's time to do gangster shit
(Sup? What you wanna do? Puto make a move)
You talk the talk, you better walk the walk, boy
(Put up or shut up)
Shit just got real up in this bitch
(Shit just got real)
[x2]

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Gucci Coochie

[Dita von Teese:]
Yeah, I know, she's so hot right now
But look out for that one
She'll f*ck up your whole life with that little Gucci coochie

[Yolandi:]
Ooh ah
She grab the mic and go 'da da da da da dan' here I come
She like to shake her bum to the drum
She a wild one, a young hooligan
Yo, she role with the f*cking raw ass clit
Yeah, she like that, that he talk magic
She hear a cool beat and go, "Yo, that's sick"
She step in the place they go, "Yo, who she?"
She's soaking it up, she feelin' so Gucci
All up in the place like all eyes on me
She pullin' the place like she high on E
Just leave her alone, why could she
Just livin' her life, yo, she'll wild and free

She livin' the fast lane, sippin' on champagne
Getting real paid since she's livin' in L.A
[?] seem f*cking bored
Boy, don't touch what you can't afford

[Dita von Teese (Yolandi):]
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will f*ck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie
(C'mon)
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will f*ck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie
(Oh yeah)

[Yolandi:]
Her life is like the wildest dream come true
She do whatever she want and she rap and sing some too
She dance around the club like a psycho little cartoon
Grounding like the elevator, make no worries, smile
The neighbours is jaloers
The neighbours is jaloers, jaloers, jaloers
The neighbours is jaloers, jaloers, jaloers
They peanut butter and jealous
They hate us cause they ain't us
And we rock the mic like this

Ya, she livin' the fast lane, sippin' on champagne
Getting real paid since she's livin' in L.A
Tippin' the waiter hard, tippin' the valet
Shop the pain away, she having a bad day
She is smokin' hot now with a designer
Gucci, Gucci, yo her little panties on fire
[?] seem f*cking bored
Boy, don't touch what you can't afford

[Dita von Teese:]
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will f*ck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie
(C'mon)
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will f*ck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie

[Ninja (Dita von Teese):]
Yo girl, I'm tryna f*ck that shit up
Gimme some of my f*cking G-shit to spit on
Welcome to my life, money, fame
Everywhere I go they scream my mothaf*ckin' name
They say, "He so nice, he got game"
Little Gucci coochie poppin' like it's champagne
Lights, camera, action, pull a funny face like Cara D
Poppin' so these sassy supermodels wanna f*ck with me
But some of them are just so f*ckin' boring when they start to speak
Ey yo, bro f*ck that shit up, rather wank myself to sleep
(I love you, Ninja) I don't care
(I f*cking hate you) I don't care
I'm in a jacuzzi chillin' with these black hoes in their underwear
Where we sippin' on champagne, my dear
I love it when they braid my hair
I'm so selfish, ridiculous
Uh, you can't sit with us

[Dita von Teese:]
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will f*ck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie
(C'mon)
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will f*ck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie
(C'mon)
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will f*ck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie
(Mwah)

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Wings On My Penis

Dear god, when I wake up, please can I have wings on my penis? Amen

Uh! Yo! Huh! Yeah! Let's do this!
Hey, yo, f*ck this shit,
I prayed to god but he forgot this kid
Woke up and I was like,
"I can't believe this, still ain't got no wings on my penis!"

Penises are awesome! Penises are cool!
Draw penis on the wall, draw penises at school,
I draw a penis on the menu and all over place
Sneak over when you're sleeping, draw a penis on your face

Yeah motherf*cker! Lil Tommy Terror
Will I ever stop drawing penises? Never!
Yo! Will I ever stop cursing? Maybe! NOT!
If you don't like it, f*ck you!

I prayed so hard, I even prayed like Jesus
I even wrote to santa clause but all I got is sneakers!
Don't want Nike's don't want Adidas,
all I want is wings on my mother-f*cking penis

F*ck yeah! Oh shit! Woah! Little Tommy Terror
Aye! Yeah baby! What? F*ck you

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U Like Boobies?

[Yolandi:] Yo! You wanna see something cool?

[Kid:] What you got?

[Yolandi:] Come look inside the rat hole, we got candy...

[Kid:] Yeah?

[Yolandi:] Tits, ass!

[Kid:] What?

[Yolandi:] You like boobies don't you?

[Kid:] Yeah...How much?

[Yolandi:] 13 bucks!

[Kid:] What the f*ck! That's a lot of f*cking money

[Yolandi:] Okay, Okay, for you, $12.99

[Kid:] Hmm... What else is in that hole?

[Yolandi:] Okay check it we got f*ckin'... Rap music

[Kid:] Yeah

[Yolandi:] Ninjas

[Kid:] Uh huh

[Yolandi:] Guns

[Kid:] Hmm..

[Yolandi:] Aliens

[Kid:] What?

[Yolandi:] Freaks!

[Kid:] Woah!

[Yolandi:] Homosexuals! And rats, a lot of f*cking rats!

[Kid:] Boss!

[God:] And that's not all kid!

[Kid:] Mother f*ck!

[God:] We also got real live niggas

[Kid:] Jesus christ!

[God:] Not fake niggas, real niggas. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[Kid:] F*ck! I'm f*cking in! Let's do this!

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Rats Rule

Rats, rats, everywhere you look
Everywhere you turn there's rats
Rats, rats, eating all your books, looking at your photographs
Rats, rats, nesting in your closets, hiding underneath your socks
Living in your living rooms, sleeping by your bedroom clocks
There must be a couple million and more are coming every day! Soon there could be a couple billion how will you make us go away?

Yo! Those dirty rats! They're ruining everything! There must be some way to get rid of them! Oh! Kill them with poison!

What? Shut up bitch! Hou jou bek! We're going to f*ck you up! Fok alle kak rappers!
Yo we back with the R to the A to the T to the T to the R to the A to the P
When the rats wanna rap they say;
Yo! gimme that rat trap! Rat trap! Say it again?
Yo! gimme that rat trap! I'm a bad rat, not a good rat!
You catch me and you a hood rat! But actually, you never catch me, cause I'm a fast rat, I'm a fast rat
My accent is f*cking epic!
I'm happening, you a has been
Don't want me around when I snap back, don't point at me I'm an attack rat

I'm the dap strap, mother f*cking black rat, Yolandi's the back rat in the rat pack you spitting your fat rap, we're rolling with Jack Black, when the rap stap the people go clap clap, the club's always jam packed
Little sex rats you wanna get back stage to hang with the Zef rats
Little white rats, little black rats
Oh f*ck! What a dope butt, let me smack that, she giggly, wriggly, why? Cause I'm sniffing her ass crack
Yo what's half that?

Yo! Give me the mic or I snatch that, stab you in the back if you act whack, I'm a mad rat with a black GAT where the cash at?

Got a fat sack, weed in my back pack
Mother f*cker get [?]
Slap my hand!
Wanna get high man?
I wanna get spastic!

Aye, yo, that shit's f*ckin' rap shit, rap shit get that rat shit
Yo that shit's f*ckin' bat shit!
Crazy!
Coocoo!

Rats rap over trap tracks
You got that track f*cking rat trap
We got next shit!
She about to get hectic! When we killing the fat cats making whack rap
Die! F*ck! Mother f*cker! That stupid f*ck!
No! Cut it out! Not my ass ninja, not in my ass, oh my
Go-o-o-o-d!

Rats are all that you can think of, the only thing that you discuss
You can try and find a rat solution but you'll never get rid of us
Rats, rats, you think that we're disgusting but actually we're really cool
Us rats, started in the gutter, but in the end the rats shall rule
In the end the rats shall rule!
Yeah!
Rats rule mother f*cker

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Jonah Hill

[Ninja:]
Turn me up! Yo! Uh! Yo!
I step up in the club like yo, who the f*ck's that?
Chill bitch it's another king, Ninja's back! Pants sagging down you can see my butt crack!
Second song though you can see my nut sack!
Yeah motherf*cker my flows are ill, my balls fat and sweaty like Jonah Hill, you know the deal, your boy ninja got skill, like deep throat, there's cum squirting out your nostrils!

[Ninja:]
Dude what are you doing?

[Yolandi:]
Dude that sounds totally gay

[Ninja:]
What are you talking about?

[Yolandi:]
It just sounds gay dude

[Ninja:]
What sounds gay?

[Yolandi:]
Like, the last line, where you say like, the, the deep throat thing it sounds like cum squirting out your nostrils, that's what you said

[Ninja:]
But not, uh, f*ck, dude, it's like if you, I'm saying like the chick

[Yolandi:]
What are you saying?

[Ninja:]
Uh, like the chick, like skill like a girl who can give deep throat

[Yolandi:]
Nah, I don't get it, God what do you think? God? Do you think it sounds gay?

[God:]
Uh, yeah, nah, it does sound a bit gay

[Ninja:]
But dude you are gay

[Yolandi:]
Exactly so he would know

[God:]
Yeah just a bit gay

[Yolandi:]
He would know if it sounds gay or not

[God:]
I thought it was gay

[Yolandi:]
Just let me ask Muggs, let me ask Muggs. Muggs, Muggs dude does this sound gay?

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Stoopid Rich

(Stoopid rich)
I got dough, I got steeze
I got f*cking champagne, I got weed
Big house on the hill in amongst the trees
I got anything you want, anything you need

Cause I'm a mother f*cking baller, I'm a lord
Got a little baby daughter so I go hard
When they see how I'm living they go "Oh my god"
I got the f*cking white lifestyle you can't afford

(Stoopid rich)
I got dough, I got steeze
I got f*cking champagne, I got weed
Big house on the hill in amongst the trees
I got anything you want, anything you need

Cause I'm a mother f*cking baller, I'm a lord
Got a little baby daughter so I go hard
When they see how I'm living they go "Oh my god"
Yeah, welcome to my life baby

(Stoopid rich)
Uh, let's get more money
Remember when we had no money?
Nobody, gave a f*cking f*ck about us
All they did was doubt us and talk kak about us

They said, I'd never make it
F*ck what they said, now they can't say shit
Cause I got rich and I'm gunna stay rich
In your mother f*cking face bitch!

(Stoopid rich)
I got dough, I got steeze
I got f*cking champagne, I got weed
Big house on the hill in amongst the trees
I got anything you want, anything you need

Cause I'm a mother f*cking baller, I'm a lord
Got a little baby daughter so I go hard
When they see how I'm living they go "Oh my god"
I got the f*cking white lifestyle you can't afford

(Stoopid rich)
Yeah, I'm stoopid rich!
Stoned in the f*cking mall buying stupid shit
The illest little asshole in the rap game
Chilling in the lambo sipping champagne!

Yeah, and everything I got, I got on my own
Yep I've been a little crazy f*ck on the microphone
I'm just a stupid rich kid, I'm so f*cking high
And if you don't like it - f*ck off and die!

(Stoopid rich)
I got dough, I got steeze
I'm sipping on champagne, and smoking weed
Big house on the hill in amongst the trees
I got anything you want, anything you need

And if I don't got it, I can get it
I got the bills, not a problem just forget it
My baby call me Mount Ninji cause I'm her rock
Hater's gonna hate - f*ck you, you f*cking f*ck
(Stoopid rich)

Yeah lets get more money
Remember when we had no money?
Now we got rich and we gonna stay rich
In your mother f*cking face bitch!
(Stoopid rich)

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Fat Faded F*ck Face

[Yolandi:]
DJ Motherfukin Muggs
Jou ma se poes
Fokken poes
Fokken fat f*ck faded naai

[Ninja:]
F*ck, I'm so faded
So motherf*ckin' faded
In the morning, I'll be fresh as f*ck
But your carrer still be faded
Fat faded f*ck faces hate it
How'd you get so jaded?
Sorry you never made it
Your flash in the pan career faded
Your legacy's overrated, your new shit sounds dated
You no longer famous, kids don't know what your name is
Something crawled up your anus
And died, that's why your face is so f*cked up
Sour taste in your mouth
Your bitch call me the greatest

[Yolandi:]
These fat f*ck bitches always trip on me
First down for me, they flip on me
I told your boy, "Your bitch needs to chill" (Bitch need to chill)
Can't handle when shit gets real
You are a nut-case, you a two-face
You on a paranoid crusade
No one cares 'bout what you say (Sorry)
You trippin', listen to what your crew say
Your life's like a permanent E come down
Everyday's Suicide Tuesday
Me, I'm fresh like baby breath
But your salt breath needs toothpaste
I told your boy, "Your bitch needs to chill" (Bitch need to chill)
I told your boy, "Your bitch needs to chill" (Bitch need to chill)
I told your boy, "Your bitch needs to chill" (Bitch need to chill)
Fake bitch, f*ck, keep it real
Fake fat f*ck

[Ninja:]
F*ck, I'm so faded
I don't even know what today is
In the morning, I'll be fresh as f*ck
But your bitch still faded
Fat faded f*ck faces hate it
How'd you get so jaded?
Sorry you never made it
Your flash in the pan career faded
Your legacy's overrated, your new shit sounds dated
You no longer famous, kids don't know what your name is
Something crawled up your anus
And died, that's why your face is so f*cked up
Sour taste in your mouth
Your bitch call me the greatest

[Yolandi:]
[?]
Jou ma se poes

[Ninja:]
How'd you get so fat? How'd you get so whack?
F*ck the f*ck off, once you gone whack, you can never go back
Something crawled up your anus and died
That's why your face is so f*cked up
Sour taste in your mouth
Your bitch call me the greatest
F*ck, I'm so faded
Someone told you I'm famous
Bitch, don't ask me for a picture
You don't even know what my name is
Motherf*ckers testing my patience
Trying to make conversation
Mouth moving but they don't say shit
Get the f*ck off my spaceship
I'm on a permanent vacation, blow a kiss to my haters
[?], I'll see you later, masturbaters

[Yolandi:]
Jou ma se poes
[?]

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Peanutbutter+Jelly

Yo, I was at the club just chilling and shit
And this pretty little mama, Alana, pick the paddy up
Outside, people smoking marijuana
Sweet talking anna, zero f*cking drama
I'm dressed fresh, got my best tracksuit on,
people be like, "Where'd you get that dope tracksuit from?"

Yo, every time I rock this shit people bug out, my tracksuit on, itchy and scratchy the f*ck out
All of the sudden there's a f*cking light in my face, dumb f*ck with the camera, right in my face
Dude's like, "look who's all up in the club with a onesie, look at me everybody I'm in a onesie"
This fat f*ck made talk all brave and shit
Obviously jealous on this f*cking hater shit

Cell phone in my face shouting loud as he can, so I snatched his f*cking cell phone out of his hand
His little video must look f*cking sick when I stuck his phone in my pants and rubbed it on my dick, uh, dude was dumbstruck handed the phone back to this dumb f*ck
Motherf*ck nearly had a heart attack, tripping out all disgusted, I'm holding his phone out but he doesn't want it back, it's like f*ck it, popped his phone back into his pocket

"What's wrong with you man, are you f*cking crazy?" I replied "Yes, totally f*cking crazy" gold teeth flashing, smiling, Alana, my little 'nana, trying to cool down the drama

"I'll f*ck you up man!" Tonight was a special night, now this fat f*ck was screaming, like you wanna fight, so I said, "You gon' bark all night, huh, little doggy? Or you gonna bite?"

Motherf*ck was still steaming, making a big scene, screaming, has to get himself kicked out
He just peanut butter and jealous, peanut butter and jelly, calling an uber with the smell of dick on his cellie

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Alien

[Yolandi:]
I am a alien
No matter how hard I try I don't fit in
Always all on my own, sad and lonely
All I want is for someone to play with me

Long ago I was a little girl yeah I was never ever able to fit in
My teachers at school would try to tell me what to do but, yo I would never listen
'Cause I was high all the time, stoned out of my little f*cking mind
Misunderstood, lost and confused looking for a sign
All the popular kids at school were always super mean to me and made me cry
I never knew what I should do so I just walked away and said "F*ck off and die"
They said that I'm weird, that I'm ugly, and that I suck
I knew that one day all of those kids would grow up to be boring as f*ck

I am a alien
No matter how hard I try I don't fit in
Always all on my own, sad and lonely
All I want is for someone to play with me
I am a alien
No matter how hard I try I don't fit in
Always all on my own, sad and lonely
All I want is for someone to play with me

I close my eyes and float into the night I like to let my mind drift
Make a jump into a new dimension
Thank God I got that gift
Ever since I was a little kid
Always on that next shit
These whack copycat ball bags can suck my motherf*cking dick
Sometimes it feels like coming from this planet people are so sick and twisted
I don't wanna fit in anyway, I'd rather be a misfit
F*ck a normal life, that's lame, me I'm insane in the brain
They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same

I am a alien
No matter how hard I try I don't fit in
Always all on my own, sad and lonely
All I want is for someone to play with me
I am a alien
No matter how hard I try I don't fit in
Always all on my own, sad and lonely
All I want is for someone to play with me

La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

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Street Light

Underneath the streetlight, now, waiting for the shit to go down
Oh, no, there's going to be a murder, oh god, when the street lights go down

In Africa everything broken
Yeah boy, no money no friends
Just live to fight another day
At night the rats come out to play
In the trash, empty streets where rattys rolling thick as thieves
Take your money if you rich
Take your life and rape your bitch

10pm - no body in the streets just yolandi and me night walking sipping wine, feeling fine, killing time
Night life wild if you feel like fun, some reason didn't bring my gun
I'm tipsy, giggly and taking selfies, taking bribes that made me wealthy
Sense the threat, from behind, we stop underneath the street light look past these 6 motherf*ckers yep, 6 rattys rolling up on us

Underneath the streetlight, now, waiting for the shit to go down
There's gunna be blood on the streets, so much blood on the streets girl, when the shit go down, no, oh god

F*ck, we getting rolled on, wait don't mind us hold on, don't want to run away into the dark
6 rattys roll up on us hard, they stick a knife against my guts they take my phone, who gives a f*ck?
Take what you want, I keep calm
I grab Yolandi's arm But a rat pull a GAT but it didn't go blaow
Mother f*cking ratty only pull a gun now
Yolandi starts to f*cking kick and makes me lose my f*cking shit
I bucked the motherf*cking rat with the GAT I kick and hit and bit this guy, stuck my finger in his eye, took this ratty's gun away, no bullets but the ratty's run away, sat the ratty over there he dragging my girl by the ass, she trying her best to get away he punching my girl in the face, what the f*cking f*ck think quick, I smash a bottle on a brick
Want some motherf*cker? Like a wild animal

Blood, blood so much blood, oh, oh no, oh no no
What did I just do, oh my god? oh, jesus f*cking christ
Blood, blood so much blood, oh, oh no, please forgive me
What did I just do, oh my god? I didn't mean to kill a man, oh no
Underneath the street light, oh, that's where the shit went down, oh, oh, oh god your mama gonna cry tonight, no, when she hear about the shit that went down, oh, father forgive me

In Africa everything broken
Yeah boy, no money no friends
Just live to fight another day
At night the rats come out to play
In the trash, empty streets where rattys rolling thick as thieves
Take your money f*ck the rich
Take your life and f*ck your bitch

Everything broken
No money no friends
Just live to fight another day
At night the rats come out to play

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Darkling

Just a little baby girl, didn't ask to get born into this crazy world
Sometimes I get sad because I didn't even know who my daddy was
My mommy held me tight, rocked me side to side as she sang a lullaby
Then my mommy cried and my mommy said goodbye
She brought me into this life but I don't know why
Mommy didn't want me, mommy didn't want me

Just a little baby girl, didn't ask to get born into this crazy world
Sometimes I get sad because I didn't even know who my mommy was
Maybe I was born bad, maybe I need help
'Cause sometimes I get sad and I wanna kill myself
But when I sing my momma's lullaby, I don't wanna die but I don't know why, why
Mommy didn't want me

Toemaar, toemaar baba, moenie huil nie
Mamma moet nou weggaan, maar moenie worry nie
Al is jy arm, of al is jy ryk
Die here sal vir ewig en altyd na jou kyk
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Just a little baby girl, didn't ask to get born into this crazy world
Sometimes I get sad because, I didn't know who my mommy or my daddy was
They told me my mommy held me tight, rocked me side to side as she sung a lullaby
Then my mommy cried and my mommy said goodbye
She brought me into this life but I don't know why
Mommy didn't want me

Toemaar, toemaar baba, moenie huil nie
Mamma moet nou weggaan, maar moenie worry nie
Al is jy arm, of al is jy ryk
Die here sal vir ewig en altyd na jou kyk

Mommy didn't want me, mommy didn't want me

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I Don't Care

Even if it's raining, and the wind is blowing
Even if we're far from home, even if it's snowing
I know that our love is pure, our love will protect us
Even if the world turns against us

I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
As long as you're with me
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
As long as you're with me

Even if it's raining, and the wind is blowing
Even if we're far from home, even if it's snowing
I know that our love is pure, our love will protect us
Even if the world turns against us

I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
As long as you're with me
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
As long as you're with me