Derek: I can't believe I'm stuck with her all summer!
I bet she doesn't wrestle, hunt, or box!
Odette: He looks conceited.
Derek: What a total bummer!
Derek & Odette: If I get lucky I'll get chicken pox!
Uberta: The children seem to get along quite nicely.
King William: We'll join our land if this arrangement clicks!
Uberta: My dear King William, that's my point precisely!
King William: It's such good parenting...
Uberta: And politics!
King William: So happy we agree!
Uberta: I think we've got a deal! Derek's quite a catch!
King William: This is my idea...
Uberta: This is my idea...
King William & Uberta: Of a match!
Uberta: 'sighs' And such fun!
[Thanks to chaya for correcting these lyrics]