Dr. John - Shut D Fonk Up Lyrics

It comes in all shapes, sizes,
colours, textures and flavours:
But don't be fooled because youv'e got the
old school and the new school...
... you see, there are no rules.
You've got your discount dog-mouth funk;
You've got your half priced peak wise funk;
In fact, you've got a little bit of
low-brow/high-brow pewie-pow-ow funk (?)
You've got uneducated funk
as well as your educated funk
And trust me when I tell you
that funk comes in between.
Indeed, the funkiest you I ever knew
displayed the funk that was always true.
It ain't no mystery, it's just a little bit of history:
Funk's been around as long as Earth
In fact, uh, funk's as old as dirt... uh.
Today... if you listen to all that hip-hop and rap...

Check this...

The Funk, P-Funk, rocking with the Wee Funk
The madder the monk, the better the funk,
the bigger the beat, the quicker the feet
My friends come funky with the funked up heat, uh
Uh-uh-ho!
Never gonna be no torn up relic
I've got a lot of love for Funkadellic
A-breaking it up and shaking up with
your frustration
You've got to get with Grand Central Station!
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-now!
Ye-ye-yeah!
Uh-u-uh-uh-u-u-uh
Yeah!
Lazy-lazy-laze of the musical mayors
My-oh-my, all the higher players
The crazy love I know comes from that
Funkle Joe, eh-ye-yeah

Dr. John's around, that I know
P-funk is the baw-maw-ow, so be good to my ear hole!

[Thanks to milos.sickmick.peric for adding these lyrics]