Dangerous Idiots - Cooler Than You Lyrics

I lead a pathetic life
But I know that I'm still cooler than you
I'm big and fat, and I'm losing my hair
But somehow I'm still cooler than you
I don't do nothing. I don't go anywhere
Still I manage to be cooler than you
I can take nothing and sing you a song
Listen here, I'm cooler than you
And you would have nothing if you tried all week long
Cooler than you
Well, there's money and there's fame if you want to play that game
Either way, I'm cooler than you
And when the world has spun along, and we're both dead and gone
I'll still be cooler than you
Oh, cooler than you
You know I'm cooler than you