So you're a criminal, what is your plea
You're a threat to society
Oh just stand up you're a crack up
They won't appreciate your honesty
Wipe the sweat from off of your brow
You've lost it all and still have it somehow
Oh lord you can't run, kneel now and kiss the cow
Well i met this lady and she took me in
Light as a feather but heavy as sin
Oh lord how i've tried to love her
Now it's the best this shits ever been