David Adam Byrnes - If You Didn't Have a Woman Lyrics

If you didn't have a woman
You know you'd have that truck
Four-wheel drive decked out and all jacked up
And if you didn't have a woman
Your boys could crash on your couch
And wouldn't have to worry in the mornin' about a woman trying to kick em out

But if you didn't have a woman
There'd be no one to pick you up
When your broke down, kicked, drowned, flat running out of luck
Lord knew what he was doing when he made em
Cause we sure can't make it by ourselves
Who knows where we'd be if we didn't have a woman

If you didn't have woman, to put you in your place
You'd lay around drinking drinking beer, watchin' football games
And if you didn't have a woman, you wouldn't catch no hell
For leavin' dirty clothes on the floor and the way that the bathroom smells

But if you didn't have a woman
There'd be no one to pick you up
When your broke down, kicked, drowned, flat running out of luck
Lord knew what he was doing when he made em
Cause we sure can't make it by ourselves
Who knows where we'd be if we didn't have a woman

Lord knew what he was doing when he made em
Cause we sure can't make it by ourselves
Who knows where we'd be if we didn't have a woman
Yeah who knows where we'd be if we didn't have a woman

(Honey, is it alright if the guys crash here tonight?)
(All right man don't drink all the beer, try to be up by like 7 am)