A hackneyed approach
To your occupation
Barcode deceit
Antithesis of legislation
Wants the sweets
But masquerades as savories
Just 995
Instead makes off for 7p
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Verse 2]
Assumes a basketball stance
Scamming and dunking (Scam dunk)
Perhaps takes contrary stance
To major chainstore dеmands
You can picture him now
Down in the boozer that еve
Says "Guys I've got quite the tale;
Can't blame if you won't believe"
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The Snitching Hour
DEADLETTER
Loser, Baby
Andrew Underberg, Sam Haft, Keith David & Blake Roman
Do I Wanna Know?
Arctic Monkeys
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Verse 3]
Mr. Read
Could not contain your greed
Who needs a dozen full of custard
Surely a few would cut the mustard
Mr. Read
I hope you've gorged your needs
Pack your belongings in cardboard
It's time to rethink your remit!
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Break]
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite that
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
DEADLETTER - Pop Culture Connoisseur Lyrics
DEADLETTER - Pop Culture Connoisseur Lyrics
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A hackneyed approach
To your occupation
Barcode deceit
Antithesis of legislation
Wants the sweets
But masquerades as savories
Just 995
Instead makes off for 7p
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Verse 2]
Assumes a basketball stance
Scamming and dunking (Scam dunk)
Perhaps takes contrary stance
To major chainstore dеmands
You can picture him now
Down in the boozer that еve
Says "Guys I've got quite the tale;
Can't blame if you won't believe"
You might also like
The Snitching Hour
DEADLETTER
Loser, Baby
Andrew Underberg, Sam Haft, Keith David & Blake Roman
Do I Wanna Know?
Arctic Monkeys
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Verse 3]
Mr. Read
Could not contain your greed
Who needs a dozen full of custard
Surely a few would cut the mustard
Mr. Read
I hope you've gorged your needs
Pack your belongings in cardboard
It's time to rethink your remit!
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Break]
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite that
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
To your occupation
Barcode deceit
Antithesis of legislation
Wants the sweets
But masquerades as savories
Just 995
Instead makes off for 7p
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Verse 2]
Assumes a basketball stance
Scamming and dunking (Scam dunk)
Perhaps takes contrary stance
To major chainstore dеmands
You can picture him now
Down in the boozer that еve
Says "Guys I've got quite the tale;
Can't blame if you won't believe"
You might also like
The Snitching Hour
DEADLETTER
Loser, Baby
Andrew Underberg, Sam Haft, Keith David & Blake Roman
Do I Wanna Know?
Arctic Monkeys
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Verse 3]
Mr. Read
Could not contain your greed
Who needs a dozen full of custard
Surely a few would cut the mustard
Mr. Read
I hope you've gorged your needs
Pack your belongings in cardboard
It's time to rethink your remit!
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Break]
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite that
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
[Chorus]
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
Writer: ALFRED CHARLES HUSBAND, GEORGE FREDERICK ULLYOTT, WILLIAM ALAN KING, ZACHARY LAWRENCE WOOLLEY
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group