Said he was a dying breed
He came from a centipede
Whistled with his cocoon
Came out into a platoon
Burning theories once again
He's a homo sapien
Rolled on over up on top
She came home and picked me up
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Never ceases to amaze me
Cup of joe just to arrange me
Fleeing people never stop
Car pulls over just a cop
Yeah yeah
Benadryl for my throat
Careful not to drop the soap
Better now I'm feeling fine
Fill me up a glass of wine
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
And if she calls I'm not home
Took another trip to Rome
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh