Death Ponee - Cramped Lyrics

I woke up in the morning feeling low, I couldn't even eat my bowl of cheerios
I listened to the man on the radio, he said you're f*cked up really dont you know?
I flicked on the kettle and scratched my head, contemplating whether to run back to bed
When I went to the teapot and picked up the lid, the teabag said "f*ck you, I know what you did"

I drank my colony juice and did a dance, I smacked my coal face with the sole of my hands
So I put on my life's great uniform, and sidled out the door on my gilded unicorn
I trotted round the bend and through the town, in my glorious upside down frown
After a day of deceit with a side of lies, I stuffed myself full of murder pies