Once in a lifetime, dreams of quick sweet gains
Bought up every share, let it pour like rain
Thinking I'm a genius, master of the trade
Til the market god's show, plans can quickly fade
Oh, the Berkshire glitch, what a sight to see,
Thought I'd strike it rich, but it wasn't meant to be.
Laugh it off, the tale we tell,
Of the glitch that rang our bell.
Dreams of cash, turned to trash,
In this Berkshire glitch, we crashed.
Woke up to the news, the glitch was rectified,
Saw my dreams of millions swiftly thrown aside.
Profits turned to losses, orders filled so high,
From riches down to rags, a tear fell from my eye.
Oh, the Berkshire glitch, what a sight to see,
Thought I'd strike it rich, but it wasn't meant to be.
Laugh it off, the tale we tell,
Of the glitch that rang our bell.
Dreams of cash, turned to trash,
In this Berkshire glitch, we crashed.
Living with the choice, speculations run wild,
Tied to shorts and GameStop, the market's mischievous child.
Now I trade with caution, wisdom's bitter gain,
Lessons from the glitch, etched deep in my brain.
Feeling like an idiot, thought I'd win the game,
Now I stick to safe plays, avoiding all the shame.
No more risky moves, I've learned my role,
Focus on YOLOs, with a cautious soul.
Oh, the Berkshire glitch, what a sight to see,
Thought I'd strike it rich, but it wasn't meant to be.
Laugh it off, the tale we tell,
Of the glitch that rang our bell.
Dreams of cash, turned to trash,
In this Berkshire glitch, we crashed.