There's nobody selling cotton candy
At this fair there's no charge for admission
But you had better keep your wallet handy
And keep a keen eye on the competition
I'm tired of constantly looking for the perfect match
Somebody's itch you can scratch
Who will buy, who will sell,
Who attracts, who repels
Here's someone who looks like he is twenty
He mainly arouses my suspicion
His photo is old and his pockets empty
I wonder if he can do addition
You put me into your blender
Squeeze me like a tangerine, and now
Who will buy, step right up, who wants to try
And text me a lie of your heart's desire
You put me into your blender
Squeeze me like a tangerine
Search for a new love, beggars and choosers, shop for the perfect face
Right for the winners, left for the losers, here at the marketplace
Search for a new love, beggars and choosers, shop for the perfect face
Data in the database
It's a digital connection, you buy
A man's sex or a woman's
Affection, maybe you'd like a little striptease, virtual squeeze
Battery powered
Fruit and the flower
An instant thrill you download and
Charge to your own self-respect
But still you are lonely"