Dennis & Bob - Six Pack from Here Lyrics

They come to my uncle's bar for a nice cold beer
Asking how far to go in the middle of nowhere

And he'd say it's about a six pack from here
If you measure miles in beer
But if you want to make it alive
You better not drink and drive
I guess 10 minutes of beer it'd be about an hour damn near
But i've always been better at beer than telling time

My uncle always claimed he'd poured a million beers
And if you did the math add it up his years
Through recessions and depressions one thing never changed that was clear
Time and distance to my uncle was always just a matter of beer

It's about a six pack from here
If you measure miles in beer
But if you want to make it alive
You better not drink and drive
I guess 10 minutes of beer it'd be about an hour damn near
But i've always been better at beer than telling time

What time is it boys
My uncle used to say
I'm gonna pass away just in time politically incorrect and past my prime
I'll know the distance to my destination when it's time oh when it's time

It's about a six pack from here
If you measure miles in beer
But if you want to make it alive
You better not drink and drive
I guess 10 minutes of beer it'd be about an hour damn near
But i've always been better at beer than telling time
I've always been better at beer than telling time