Well, I'm sleepin' at your house
Came in with an open mouth
And I'll scratch up all your records because you know
That I'll eat all your twinkie cakes
And my Willys ain't got no brakes
When I'm goin' like sixty
Go-go-go go cat go
Don't try to be my friend
'Cause future signs portend
That I'm doomed
Gonna come to a fiery end
Well, I'm sleepin' on your couch
Came in with an open mouth
Gonna pass out in your bathroom might as well
'Cause I'm bad like Al Capone
So tie down everything you own
'Cause I'm goin' like sixty
Straight down the road to hell
So don't try to be my friend
'Cause future signs portend
That a man like me
Can come to no good end
'Cause I'm burnin' down your house
Came in with an open mouth
Gonna smash out all your windows might as well
So you run and go call the law
And you can tell 'em everything you saw
Saw me goin' like sixty
Straight down the road
I'm goin' like sixty
Straight down the road to hell