I know it's so obvious
But I can't see
So I guess I can't be as smart as you
And I don't mean to tell you lies
I'm so sarcastic
But you're so wise
And I don't think that we like you
'cause you don't do the things we do
And if you think that's my cue
Then I guess the joke's on you
There's not much difference in between
A grumpy old man and a tired baby
Call me sad, get all mad, I'm a fad
Take your roller coaster views
And grab a pen and a pad, go
And I don't think that we like you
'cause you don't do the things we do
And if you think that's my cue
Then I guess the joke's on you
You oughta' look in the mirror
Before you turn your head
King size eyes popping right out of your head
I'm a rock in the road
I'm a roach, I'm a toad
I'm a demolition man with my finger in my nose
And I don't think that we like you
Cause you don't do the things we do
And if you think that's my cue
Then I guess the joke's on you
Well, I guess the joke, the joke's on you