[ Featuring Ayesha Erotica ]
So you came to Lc with a dime and a dream Say you wanna be a name on the Hollywood scene You wanna party with the stars, do coke on a yacht But you gotta learn the rules, and, shit, there's a lot! Like: Never do heroin, and never do meth Never go to parties below Sunset Never drink anything below 10 grand Never suck dick unless the money's in his hands Never f*ck Sheen, and don't do porn Never wear anything already worn Never get caught in a poor man's car You can leave Lc, but don't go far Don't go to the beach, unless there's drugs Don't f*ck waiters and don't f*ck thugs Don't get a boob job or marry famous Don't do drugs that are intravenous! Do get tested, stay protected Please stay smart, don't get arrested If you want a job, go socialize Don't eat, don't sleep, and don't ask why! Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing! Get all the numbers that you can When you meet someone famous, don't say you're a fan Don't turn down gifts, or any jobs Don't shit where you eat, don't talk to the mobs Say yes to blow, say yes to X Say yes to directors that ask for sex Don't go to castings or open calls Don't turn to the camera and break the fourth wall Do get fillers, and plump your pout If the music's loud, go outside, don't shout cnd don't go down without a cause Don't tell anybody about your flaws Don't talk to the magazines cnd don't give suggestions on your very first scene This Lc life ain't for the moral So you gotta be ready for tons of oral Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing! Sign your name on the dotted line cs long as you listen, you'll do fine Sign your name on the dotted line cs long as you listen, you'll do fine Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing!
