DubleAADank - BATMAN HAS HEMORRHOIDS. Lyrics

Batman has hemorrhoids
Hittin' him up with the Altoids
Saw him in the gym, he says he's working on his deltoids
Performance has really been slowing down
Ever since he's been filling his pants with brown
His name's Bruce Wayne
But it should be fecal stain
Because he just can't get his bowels to refrain
For his salad, he uses romaine
So to ease the swollen vein, he's cutting down on the glutein
He's trying to hold the skidmarks he can't contain
Or he's gonna make it rain

Batman has hemorrhoids
Batman has hemorrhoids
Batman has hemorrhoids
It's just something he can't avoid
Batman has hemorrhoids
Batman has hemorrhoids
Batman has hemorrhoids
He still takes pictures with a Polaroid

Yo it's Zucc up in here
The feces won't stop draining from his rear
Everytime I see it, I start to tear
I wish the swollen vein would disappear
Robin's starting to question Batman's mental sanity
And he just replies "it's a consequence of superhumanity"
But I don't think he understands
The severity, of the fecal leakage barbarity

Batman has hemorrhoids
Batman has hemorrhoids
Batman has hemorrhoids
It's just something he can't avoid
Batman has hemorrhoids
Batman has hemorrhoids
Batman has hemorrhoids
He still takes pictures with a Polaroid

So now as you can painly see
Batman has a problem that is growing like a Joshua Tree
Anyone is vulnerable, even you two and me
His brain is getting all wacky
Wouldn't do well in a 2nd grade Spelling Bee
ABC, so many idiosyncrasies
Brain is deteriorating like his old bachelor's degree
He got from Gotham University
The bottom line is that Batman is getting older
Maybe he should take up a more suitable job like stockholder
So he can stop stressing his hemorrhoids and quit being so paranoid