Dutch Courage - Keep Calm Lyrics

Let this be a lesson to you
You think you're special but it just isn't true
Authorities have gotten interested, too
Assigned an agent with a dossier due
Across the desk of an inept bureaucrat
It's hard to tell you but there's no going back

Keep calm and maintain some control of yourself
Your brave convictions won't be of too much help
With all the fictions lining magistrates' shelves
You'd best believe they're not concerned for your health
You're still convinced now that their armor is cracked
It's hard to tell you but there's no going back