Dylan Wolff - New Bar Lyrics

Billy and Jan are fighting again
They can't ever get along
She called him a cheater
Said he cheated with her sister
Rumor has it it was really her mom
Old man Dale is fresh out of jail
Don't ask about them tattoos
One's for the ex-wife
One's for the headline
One's for God knows who
It's been fun but I gotta run
And Ooo-ooo-ooo
Happy hour has gone sour
And all we do is lose
And as much as it breaks my heart
Damn, I need to find a new bar
My ex-girlfriend is flirting with my best friend
Little thing is trying so hard
She's throwing a hissy cause I'm a little busy
Maxing out my credit card
On sweet little Sue in her daisy dukes
She's the hottest thing in this room
She'll call you honey
Have you running for your money
Whoop your ass in a game of pool
It's been fun but I gotta run
And Ooo-ooo-ooo
Happy hour has gone sour
And all we do is lose
And as much as it breaks my heart
Damn, I need to find a new bar
I'm sick of talking to Chris
About that war he was never even in
And I'm sick of Linda grabbing my ass
Right in front of her husband
And what's up with all these hipsters
Telling me how to play darts
Green tea shots instead of Jack
I hate this bar
It's been fun but I gotta run
And Ooo-ooo-ooo
Happy hour has gone sour
And all we do is lose
And as much as it breaks my heart
Baby, yeah you know how much it breaks my heart
Damn, I need to find a new bar
Let's get out of here