East West - Country Club Lyrics

Making toasts with top shelf champagne
I'd rather have an ice cold beer
May God bless your golf swing
And your shiny white veneers
Yeah you look real nice in your Polo Ralph Lauren
Been bragging 'bout your hole in one
There ain't nothin' country
About this country club

Mrs. Jones likes barking orders
Yes ma'am, yes sir
But her husband tips real well
When I wear a low cut shirt
I've been serving silver platters to
Doctors and lawyers
Man this shift is dragging on
There ain't nothin' country
About this country club

Ain't no cowboys in blue jeans
Ain't no pick-ups in the parking lot
Ain't no bonfires on cool summer nights
Dancin' with the radio on
I don't need no special treatment
I ain't hard to please
And I ain't no debutant
There ain't nothing country
About this country club

Been flirting with the caddy
And the lifeguard at the pool
I know I ain't never had a chance
Because they go to private school
Though they'd all like to think it
They'd be surprised to know that they
Ain't the cream of the crop
There's a real group of folks doing it right, that you ain't a member of...

Ain't no cowboys in blue jeans
Ain't no pick-ups in the parking lot
Ain't no bonfires on cool summer nights
Dancin' with the radio on
I don't need no special treatment
I ain't hard to please
And I ain't no debutant
There ain't nothing country
About this country club
No there ain't nothin' country
About this country club