Easy Out - Grand Lyrics

I prefer to be left alone it's nothing personal
I just don't really like people and they don't seem to like me

I walk into a room and it feels like a funeral
Awkwardness is a lock and I guess I'm the key

I feel like a fish and I'm living in a bowl
Where all the girl fishies don't like me

Okay fine good riddance I'll make myself complete
Locked in my room people aren't what I need

Oh won't it be grand when I'm left all alone?
I can live in my house and write all my songs
I can't wait until I'm on my own
I hope it's not too long until you're all gone

So what if I feel like a forgotten toy on the top shelf
I'm a big boy and I only need myself

It's like a super sad movie scene
Where the antagonist doesn't know what life means

Okay if we're being honest I'm kinda lonely
I'm a bad con artist and I'll say that truthfully

My facade is kinda fake and I'm not a tough guy
I'm the softest kinda cake just FYI

Oh won't it be grand when I'm left all alone?
I can live in my house and write all my songs
I can't wait until I'm on my own
I hope it's not too long until you're all gone
Oh won't it be grand when I can say so long
To all those a-holes who did me wrong?
I'm gonna go off the map or fly to Vietnam
And find a place to write all my sad songs

I kinda want a son who is loved by his mother
And a daughter who is friends with her brother

My son will be a fighter but he'll be even kinder
And their mother will be even funnier than me

Don't ask me why I lie if I knew I wouldn't tell you
I'm kinda shy and sometimes I'll feel a little blue

Sure I get lonely but it's just a phase
There's somebody for everybody and maybe it's just not my day

But I know what's to come and it'll be so much fun
I can't wait to meet you
My wife, daughter, son

Won't it be grand when we all get along?
We can live in a house and sing a love song
I hope it's not too long until you come along
This is my future family's song
Oh won't it be grand when we all get along?
We can live in a house and sing a love song
I hope it's not too long until you come along
This is my future family's song

Sure I get lonely but it's just a phase
There's somebody for everybody and maybe it's just not my day