Eatmyshit - Redz Lyrics

I gotta a lot of shit to do today
I'm gonna go to the grocery store
To pick up some milk and eggs
Well, now that I am awake
I think I will eat some breakfast
(F*ck)
Well it appears that I am out of milk and eggs
I think I will go retrieve some from the grocery store
I should probably get walking there now before they get busy
Maybe I'll make it a light jog
I'll get there a little faster
Ha, you can't never have too many good ideas
I walk out the door
I see the mailman
He's like hey, what's up
I said I'm on my way to the store
So if you could please excuse me sir
I am on my way to go retrieve some breakfast
As I walk down the street
I find a nice woman that I'd like to meet
So I say hello and tell her that I'm going to breakfast
And then I'm like hold up
Would you like to come with me
Oh, you would
Well then let's go
(Baby)
I am very hungry though
So we should probably pick up our pace
Okay, we're here
Yes it's a grocery store
What did you think I was taking you to a restaurant
Ha, ha, who do you think I am
Do you honestly think that I could afford to go to a diner
I don't think so
Okay so she just left
Hm, oh well
Let's go get some milk and eggs
It's a milk and eggs
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I go home, fry 'em up
Then I feel fine
It took all damn day
To get them damn eggs
I did so much walking
I can't feel my legs
Mister Redz milk and eggs
(Well goddamn)
Mister Redz milk and eggs
(I can't believe it)
Mister Redz milk and eggs
(This shit's damn good son)
And if he doesn't get 'em