Ecee - Boat Shoes Lyrics

Hi,
You've reached the cell phone of none other than
The great e_cee
Unfortunately I'm unavailable to take your call...
Due to limited service in my current location
Where is that, you may ask? Well...
Somewhere where the sky is blue, the sun is bright
The water is crystal clear
The sand is white, and I'm feeling good
And if you have a moment, I would like to...
Elaborate on that feeling
I'm like..
Einstein on his A-game
Dropping bombs like a war drone
Running through, I'm a freight train
Great dane, put the paws on ya
Take a lame up out the center,
Fold him up and take his centerfold to Grand Lux
Ask for dinner rolls, if the phone ring, it ain't about the bread? Then hang up
When they call back, check later
Even though I prefer the cash
Get up off me like a elevator
Kill em softly like Roberta Flack
Candy paint on the Escalade looking wilder than Gene in the earthen hat
With the purple raining like Willy Wonka
In a hurricane, near the Minnetonka
German bae got a pretty danke
And the tiddies on her, they done hurt her back
The sheriff asked if I'm a chiropractor
I say "Nah, never heard of crack"
Flex on em like a yoga mat
Stretched the flow with no baking soda
Run the game like a quarterback
Ballin', going all in like I'm playing poker
Knee-deep like I'm praying for ya
Did dirt like digging fossils in Burkina Faso
Lay a verse like it's in the gospel
Breaking bread, I'm a Pentecostal
At the Intercontinental having dinner with a
Insta model and she finna follow me to bed
In the morning, she dressed like the sex drive
Skrrt off in a Winnebago
I'm out...
Yeah
Floating to the beat of my own drum
I'm on one
Did you ever imagine
The pleasure of packing a bag to just travel the world?
Maybe relax with your girl on the beach with your feet in the sand?
With a drink in your hand?
While receiving a tan?
Yup
Stunting on a cruise in my boat shoes, like I'm 'posed to
Did you ever consider the thrill of a trip to Negril?
Or to Anguilla to chill in a villa? You're still
Clicking your heels and you're wishing to get it for real?
Hopefully someday you will,
Yeah
Coming down like a Murphy bed
But you can't sleep cause I'm finna turn up
Flame beats like churrascarias do to
Flame beef when it's in the furnace
Like a steak bleeding, I'm in rare form
Peep the drip and my Airs on, running marathons
As I'm finishing lines that I'm leaving across
Y'all are receiving a loss
I got the bread and the cheese and the sauce
No pepperoni sliced pizza
I'm taking bae on an adventure
While these haters plex'n on me like Beechnut
The weapon on me like a terrorist
I palm the desert like Sahara (that's too dry)
The heat shooting like the breeze in Dubai
I palm the desert like Jumeirah
Pop a cap like your daddy bragging
Pop my collar like your daddy fashion
I was raised by the beltway
You catching ass whoopings like your daddy sagging
I'm a bad assassin, killing everything
Pass me the EpiPen
I'm allergic to opinions stemming from
Lurkers who never in plain sight
Who complain like they better than
You requesting the smoke, you should know where to look
I be blatant, I am not a dodger
Clocking haters with the flow and the hook
Till I'm rocking gators on the Jolly Roger
Acting up like I got an Oscar
Showing out like a nominee
And I brought receipts so yall could see
That I've been listening to yall critiquing like
"I don't really like what he say in his songs anyway
His flow kind of boring to me, I'm falling asleep
He should switch his flow up, maybe add a chorus
And though he records it for free,
And he never got a quarter from me,
He should talk about gaudy, exorbitant things"
When I pull up in the Audi 4-door
Call me Frodo, I'm lord of the rings
Like Quasimodo with the cord and the strings,
My name ring a bell
Unfortunately, when they call the po-po
But I can't see a cell, I prefer a seashell
It's a walk on the beach, the decorum is peace
Normally Normandy when I go to war with MCs
But this morning I'm touring the sea with a snorkel
Exploring a reef offshore in the Florida Keys
I'm out...
Yeah
Floating to the beat of my own drum
I'm on one
Did you ever imagine
The pleasure of packing a bag to just travel the world
Maybe relax with your girl on the beach with your feet in the sand
With a drink in your hand
While receiving a tan?
Yup
Stunting on a cruise in my boat shoes, like I'm 'posed to
Did you ever consider the thrill of a trip to Negril
Or to Anguilla to chill in a villa, you're still
Clicking your heels and you're wishing to get it for real?
Hopefully someday you will
Yeah