Chinks do it, Japs do it
Up in Lapland little Lapps do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
In Spain the best upper sets do it
And Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it
Think of Siamese twins
Those Argentines, without means do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Sponges, they say do it
Oyster down in Oyster Bay do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Cold Cape Cod clams 'gainst their wish do it
Even lazy jelly fish do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Electric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks 'em I know
Why ask if shad do it
Waiter, bring me shadroe
In shallow shoals, English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Oh, dragonflies in the ridge do it
Sentimental centipedes do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Mosquitos, heaven forbid, do it
So does every katydid do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
The most sedate barn yard fowl do it
When the chanteclair cries
Old high hat owls do it
And they're supposed to be wide
The longest worms on the walks do it
Even little cuckoos in the clocks do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Young chimpanzees in the zoo do it
Some courageous kangaroos do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
I'm sure the giraffes on the sly do it
Even heavy hippopotami
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Old apes who hang down from trees do it
Though the effort is great
Sweet guinea pigs do it
Buy a couple and wait
We know that whales do it
Snails do it
Horses who have thrown the Prince of Wales
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Sly foxes, deep in their lare do it
Rabbits who don't even raise a hair do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Demure young mules of feeling low do it
Reindeer chasing for doe it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Camels take two drinks and then do it
After walking a mile
Hyenas do it without cracking a smile
Leave note that whales do it, snail do it
Just because it's free Scotch airdales do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Yes, we know that Greeks do it, Turks do it
Bet you ten to one that all you gentlemen do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love