Oh damn here I am
Stuck in Amsterdam
Smoked way too much hash
Now I'm low on cash
(Rotter-damn! Rotter-damn!)
Wont be coming home today
For a flight home I can't pay
Gonna find another way
Gonna sell my poffertje
(Amster-damn! Amster-damn!)
Won't you let me tell you how?
Gonna take boats up my canal
To the red light district I go
Where I can make some euro
Gotta sell my ass for cash
I'm hooking in Amsterdam
Rotter-damn here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn oh yes ma'am
Here I can since it's not ban
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
Help me out if you can
Gotta get home to my fam
So here I am here I am
I'm hooking in Amsterdam
Spent all of my cash on hash
Now I gotta sell my ass
Schengen visas will expire
Gotta put my puss for hire
My tulip I gotta sell
Gotta take some frikkadels
Come inside if you're daring
Hope I don't smell like herring
Come inside my Netherlands
Time to let the fun begin
Rotter-damn Here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn oh yes ma'am
Here I can since it's not ban
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
My stropwaffle is soft
It will knock your clogs off
No need to window shop
My dutch oven is hot
What you're seeking I got
Won't you make a pit stop?
(Amster-damn! Amster-damn!)
I'll do a two for one
Have a threesome
I'll tell you what
If you go dutch
I'll take both cuts
You'll get your nuts and such
If you want if you will
Grind me like a windmill
That is what I'd really like
Stick your finger in my dike
Rotter-damn! Here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn! oh yes ma'am
Here I can Since it's not band
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
Rotter damn! Here I am
(Here I am)
Gonna sell my clam
(Sell my clam)
To a man In Holland
(In holland)
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn! Oh yes mam
(Yes ma'am)
Here I can Since it's not band
(It's not band)
In Holland here I am
(Here I am)
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
Help me out if you can
Gotta get home to my fam
So here I am here I am
I'm hooking in Amsterdam
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Eden's Slutz - Hooking In Amsterdam (Polka Mix) Lyrics
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Oh damn here I am
Stuck in Amsterdam
Smoked way too much hash
Now I'm low on cash
(Rotter-damn! Rotter-damn!)
Wont be coming home today
For a flight home I can't pay
Gonna find another way
Gonna sell my poffertje
(Amster-damn! Amster-damn!)
Won't you let me tell you how?
Gonna take boats up my canal
To the red light district I go
Where I can make some euro
Gotta sell my ass for cash
I'm hooking in Amsterdam
Rotter-damn here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn oh yes ma'am
Here I can since it's not ban
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
Help me out if you can
Gotta get home to my fam
So here I am here I am
I'm hooking in Amsterdam
Spent all of my cash on hash
Now I gotta sell my ass
Schengen visas will expire
Gotta put my puss for hire
My tulip I gotta sell
Gotta take some frikkadels
Come inside if you're daring
Hope I don't smell like herring
Come inside my Netherlands
Time to let the fun begin
Rotter-damn Here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn oh yes ma'am
Here I can since it's not ban
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
My stropwaffle is soft
It will knock your clogs off
No need to window shop
My dutch oven is hot
What you're seeking I got
Won't you make a pit stop?
(Amster-damn! Amster-damn!)
I'll do a two for one
Have a threesome
I'll tell you what
If you go dutch
I'll take both cuts
You'll get your nuts and such
If you want if you will
Grind me like a windmill
That is what I'd really like
Stick your finger in my dike
Rotter-damn! Here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn! oh yes ma'am
Here I can Since it's not band
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
Rotter damn! Here I am
(Here I am)
Gonna sell my clam
(Sell my clam)
To a man In Holland
(In holland)
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn! Oh yes mam
(Yes ma'am)
Here I can Since it's not band
(It's not band)
In Holland here I am
(Here I am)
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
Help me out if you can
Gotta get home to my fam
So here I am here I am
I'm hooking in Amsterdam
Stuck in Amsterdam
Smoked way too much hash
Now I'm low on cash
(Rotter-damn! Rotter-damn!)
Wont be coming home today
For a flight home I can't pay
Gonna find another way
Gonna sell my poffertje
(Amster-damn! Amster-damn!)
Won't you let me tell you how?
Gonna take boats up my canal
To the red light district I go
Where I can make some euro
Gotta sell my ass for cash
I'm hooking in Amsterdam
Rotter-damn here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn oh yes ma'am
Here I can since it's not ban
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
Help me out if you can
Gotta get home to my fam
So here I am here I am
I'm hooking in Amsterdam
Spent all of my cash on hash
Now I gotta sell my ass
Schengen visas will expire
Gotta put my puss for hire
My tulip I gotta sell
Gotta take some frikkadels
Come inside if you're daring
Hope I don't smell like herring
Come inside my Netherlands
Time to let the fun begin
Rotter-damn Here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn oh yes ma'am
Here I can since it's not ban
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
My stropwaffle is soft
It will knock your clogs off
No need to window shop
My dutch oven is hot
What you're seeking I got
Won't you make a pit stop?
(Amster-damn! Amster-damn!)
I'll do a two for one
Have a threesome
I'll tell you what
If you go dutch
I'll take both cuts
You'll get your nuts and such
If you want if you will
Grind me like a windmill
That is what I'd really like
Stick your finger in my dike
Rotter-damn! Here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn! oh yes ma'am
Here I can Since it's not band
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
Rotter damn! Here I am
(Here I am)
Gonna sell my clam
(Sell my clam)
To a man In Holland
(In holland)
I am hooking in Amsterdam
Amster-damn! Oh yes mam
(Yes ma'am)
Here I can Since it's not band
(It's not band)
In Holland here I am
(Here I am)
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam
(Hooking in Amsterdam)
Help me out if you can
Gotta get home to my fam
So here I am here I am
I'm hooking in Amsterdam
Writer: Felix Ophaso
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