Elegant Worms - Goodbye Mister Pie Lyrics

Enter, stage left Mr Pie
You know he's just a regular guy
Anyone living he'd mortify
But he's known, to wake the dead from time to time
Just give him one wrong glance
He'd shoot you where you stand given the chance
You'd be a victim of circumstance
And he knows, and he knows

Goodbye Mister Pie
It's the end
You haven't got a leg to stand on
It's the end, it's the end

He's known in words and deeds
He's crawling through the pages of the books you read
He'll string you along just like a plastic bead
Coz he will coz he can
He's in your home when you go out
When you're in, well then he's round about
He thinks you're nothing but a layabout
Is he wrong, is he wrong

So goodbye Mister Pie
It's the end
You haven't got a leg to stand on
It's the end, it's the end
Goodbye Mister Pie
It's the end
You haven't got a leg to stand on
It's the end, it's the end

Exit stage right Mr Pie
He's just a regular guy
Well I wish he'd f*ck off and I
Sing along, sing along...

So goodbye Mister Pie
It's the end
You haven't got a leg to stand on
It's the end, it's the end
So goodbye Mister Pie
It's the end
You haven't got a leg to stand on
It's the end, it's the end
My friend