In a far away hidden part of the forest
That's where we have our home
It's been our very peaceful nest
Since the dinosaurs drew their parting groan
We've got our minds all set on guarding
The path that is our own
We don't fight with sword or steel
We've got a word with a magic feel
We are the knights who say
We are the knights who say
We are the knights who say
Ni! Ni!
Ni! Ni!
Many a brave knight has fallen
Onto his very knees
Shaking, shivering, sweating, begging
Don't say that word, oh please!
Such a naughty wicked intruder
Has but himself to thank
We don't feel 'ny shame or guilt
For merely war our throats were built
We are the knights who say
We are the knights who say
We are the knights who say
Ni! Ni!
Ni! Ni!
We finally reached a conclusion
The word of Ni! is just too cruel
So we changed our evil ways
We don't say Ni! in your face
No more!
We're now the knights who say
We're now the knights who say
We're now the knights who say
Ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ptang-zoom-boing-mrowr!
Ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ptang!
Nu!