My thighs are kind of chubby
My tummy yummy flubby
I'm on a bike, my god I'm a sight
I guess it's quite disturbing
For you when you are watching
These spandex clothes are clutching me tight
Mama mama mama
You'll be in mamil heaven tonight
Want to stay in shape now
My knees in need of tape now
I'm working hard to get it all right
My gear it is expensive
And ever more extensive
I'm doing this with all of my might
Mama mama mama
You'll be in mamil heaven tonight
You know it babe
Underneath these lycra biker shorts
There's only... me!
And all of this midlife goodness
It's all for you babe
And I mean all... for you
I know
I know you'd like to take a bite
But you can't
My pants are too tight
The sweat and all the sweetness
The sight and all the smell
Sometimes you want me gone straight to hell
But that ain't where we're heading
Just take me to the bedding
You just might wanna turn out the light
Mama mama mama
You'll be in mamil heaven tonight
Some nights I must admit it
I'm ignoring your touch
My butt and balls are hurting too much
But if you wannna please me
Squeeze me, tease me kiss me
I cannot even put up a fight
Mama mama mama
We're both in mamil heaven tonight
Mama mama mama
You'll be in mamil heaven tonight
I'll soon be fourty seven but
You're in mamil heaven tonight
Mama mama mamil
Mama mama mamil
Mama mama mamil tonight
Mama mama mama
You'll be in mamil heaven tonight
Ma mama mama mama
You'll be in mamil heaven tonight
Ma mama mama mama
We'll be in mamil heaven tonight
Allright!