elliotly - he's a cannibal! Lyrics

So I met this boy, big and sweet
Thought I'd have a little treat
We got to talking, got to holding
Not so shocking he was folding
I leaned in for a great big kiss
But he was a nervous wreck
He said, "well, boy, I'm so shy
It ain't something that I've tried"
I said, "I mean, well, that's just fine"
I should've seen that as a sign
'Cause he leaned in for a great big kiss
And tore a chunk out of my neck
Oh, he's a cannibal
He's gonna eat me alive
And I thought, boy, I'm losing blood
Fell right over with a thud
Felt his breath right on my skin
Knew that death was closing in
And he leaned in for a great big bite
And kissed me right on my lips
Oh, he's a cannibal
He's gonna eat me alive
Hey, handsome, hungry? Hungry?
Hey, handsome, hungry? Hungry?
Hey, handsome, hungry? Hungry?
Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me
Hey, handsome, hungry? Hungry? (Ten inch talons)
Hey, handsome, hungry? Hungry? (Crooked teeth)
Hey, handsome, hungry? Hungry? (Ten inch talons)
Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me (Crooked teeth)
Now we're married twenty years
It's as great as it appears
And when he gets a little peckish
Some might say I've got a death wish
But I'm mostly in one piece
And to tell the truth, I love
That he's a cannibal