[ Featuring The Sloths ]
Oh
Almost forgot that you could kill
And forced to swallow all these pills
And it's getting harder every day
To write you into the will
And do you think that you will still
Love me when I'm sore and ill
Or are you just kinda thrilled to be around
Are you devoted to the things that you promote
Will you let me in your abode
Or will you lock me out and throw away
The things that I left there
On the floor down by the stairs
And all your pretty little cares
Are stuffed into the front of the back pocket of my jeans
All your reds and all your greens
And your lovely Christmas scenes
All your jacks and all your queens
And all the clean old little things
All your little diamond rings
And your vestigial wax wings
Will melt when you fly close enough to heaven
Up above, like a little morning dove
All those little sounds you loved
Does it still just bring you back
To when you were seven years and up
But are these things still not enough
And do you hate being so tough
Do you wish that you could climb
Right back in bed and go to sleep
Well they make drugs that aren't cheap
And they will herd you there like sheep
And make you promises that they
Always had intentions just to break
But all that medicine is fake
And they will tempt you like a snake
To bite the apple, eat the cake
And drink the Kool-Aid in the bowl
And you'll promise them your soul
And they'll leave you with a hole
And you'll go on take a stroll
To Tampa, Florida for results
With the intent to join a cult
With no one else there to consult
Because guess what, you're an adult
And that's what adults do there, I guess
And when you're broke old and depressed
And when you're never quite impressed
Well you can make your kids distressed
Cause dad is crying once again
Cause he remembers way back when
He didn't worry about the end
And he still had all his friends
And now they're old but hey, that's life
Time is counting down
Do you know what's next
An old wrinkled frown
And a lack of sex
Life is way too short
For you to really live
Getting brought to court
Take more than you give
